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quaker

1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.
1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.
by smith June 17, 2004
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RB26DETT

The legendary Skyline GT-R engine that was built of the R31 SKyline RB20DE. A wikid engine that can floor any bogans in a Holden.
Whatca Got Unda Da Hood Bro?
Yo man, ive got a RB26DETT
by Smith May 1, 2004
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Keira Knightley

A hell hot chik ...gives u da buttaflies...
'man shes hot'
'yeah thats keira knightley'
by Smith May 1, 2004
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pejector

An anus that spews forth hot, digested culinary remnants on an hourly basis. See jaxxor.
Jack's pejector resembles Mount Saint Helens at 9:30 AM every morning after eating Freebirds prepared by the burrito maiden.
by Smith December 3, 2003
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BLQ

A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.
After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.
by Smith December 3, 2003
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jaxxor

Any male who:

a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest alpha male.
b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire.
c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when inebriated.
d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their god-given duty and a Good Thing™ to tell co-workers, friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.
Any guy who would wear a dress because of another man truly is a jaxxor.
by Smith November 20, 2003
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lawn gnome

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.
My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.
by Smith November 20, 2003
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