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Egging the bred

Used when some next man is rucking with some other next man and one of the next men is brucking up the other bredwin bad.
"What-da-blut-yo, that next man is really egging the bred!"
by Smith June 18, 2005
mugGet the Egging the bredmug.

ridiculoid

Fake inter-negro talk for ridiculous
Look, Barb, your ass....that shit is ridiculoid but on some other shit, ma, you can't be playing me sideways with the shit.
by Smith March 16, 2005
mugGet the ridiculoidmug.

lawn gnome

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.
My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.
by Smith November 20, 2003
mugGet the lawn gnomemug.

Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis
v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.
by Smith March 17, 2005
mugGet the Monstrositymug.

pejector

An anus that spews forth hot, digested culinary remnants on an hourly basis. See jaxxor.
Jack's pejector resembles Mount Saint Helens at 9:30 AM every morning after eating Freebirds prepared by the burrito maiden.
by Smith December 3, 2003
mugGet the pejectormug.

fargot

A homosexual, much like jaxxor and Van Cleve.
my $fargot = 'Van Cleve';

if($fargot == 'Van Cleve')
{
print('Van Cleve is a fargot.');
}
by Smith December 17, 2004
mugGet the fargotmug.

Thug Sausage

Someone similar to the shlong patrol, but has no penis, and no face

or

someone who can sing good.
You are not a member of thug sausage you fat kid.
by smith March 13, 2003
mugGet the Thug Sausagemug.

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