smith's definitions

Thug Sausage

Someone similar to the shlong patrol, but has no penis, and no face

or

someone who can sing good.

You are not a member of thug sausage you fat kid.

by smith March 13, 2003

cream slammed

1. getting fucked
2. comparable to "getting served"

1. Chris cream slammed his mother last night.
2. Those suckas got cream slammed.

by smith July 1, 2006

Quiff

Popularized mostly by 50s Rockabillys, a quiff is basically a forelock that is longer than the rest of one's hair on top, and is usually combed upwards (and back), or to the side, or made to hang over the forehead.
Depending on the wearers hair type a spot of gel or grease may be in order. Very stylish & manly. If done properly.

The quiff is often worn as a variation or 'evolution' on the very simple (and very manly) crew cut, or with the (longer & back-combed) 'duck's arse' or DA hairstyle.

Called a 'banane' in French, for obvious reasons.

A few Famous Quiffs:

Elvis Presley

Travolta in 'Grease'

Morrissey

Chris Isaak

There's lots more, but has anyone seen the massive quiffs on those Japanese high-school rebel kids (often the heroes of 'shonen manga' (Japanese comics for boys))?? They kick ass!

by Smith January 24, 2005

patriots

best team in the nfl, end of story

the pats killed the panthers in the superbowl

by Smith August 15, 2004

lawn gnome

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.

My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.

by Smith November 20, 2003

ridiculoid

Fake inter-negro talk for ridiculous

Look, Barb, your ass....that shit is ridiculoid but on some other shit, ma, you can't be playing me sideways with the shit.

by Smith March 16, 2005

Remo

1. An orphaned Newark, NY, beat cop who was recruited by a government organization that doesn't exist by being framed for a murder he didn't commit and sent to an electric chair that didn't work. He is now the current reigning master of sinanju, trained by Chuin the Humble.

2. A pale piece of pig's ear.

3. Russian acronym for the phrase "Ruin everything in moscow overnight"

4. Shiva the destroyer, shatterer of worlds. Made whole by the master of Sinanju.

1. CURE's enforcement arm is Remo.

2. Remo: "What do you call a pale piece of pigs ear?"
Chuin: "You. hehehe."

3. Remo was spray painted all over the Kremlin.

by Smith August 15, 2003