Keira Knightley

A hell hot chik ...gives u da buttaflies...
'man shes hot'
'yeah thats keira knightley'
by Smith May 01, 2004
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lawn gnome

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.
My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.
by Smith November 21, 2003
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ridiculoid

Fake inter-negro talk for ridiculous
Look, Barb, your ass....that shit is ridiculoid but on some other shit, ma, you can't be playing me sideways with the shit.
by Smith March 17, 2005
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fly

Ulster slang: to be unfair to you or if someone has said something to someone that you feel he is being hard done by.
by smith March 24, 2005
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Kracker

This term is said to have originated in England before the 16th century, refering to the lower class whose diet primarily consisted of "crackers", actually biscuits. Many of their descendants were sent to the Georgia penal colony, hence "Georgia crackers." White people had invented this name for themselves before the first slave was brought to America, although it is still in use today by mostly older blacks referring to whites.
by Smith April 18, 2005
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rug rat

A piece of smelly shit lying on a carpet.
damnit! i just stepped in a rug rat!
by smith July 27, 2004
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BLQ

A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.
After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.
by Smith December 03, 2003
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