jaxxor

Any male who:

a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest alpha male.
b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire.
c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when inebriated.
d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their god-given duty and a Good Thing™ to tell co-workers, friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.
Any guy who would wear a dress because of another man truly is a jaxxor.
by Smith November 21, 2003
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Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis
v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.
by Smith March 17, 2005
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quaker

1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.
1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.
by smith June 18, 2004
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Sills

A person carrying this name posses no java programming skills what so ever.
That Jeremy Sills is a big retard.
by Smith September 08, 2003
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patriots

best team in the nfl, end of story
the pats killed the panthers in the superbowl
by Smith August 15, 2004
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rug rat

A piece of smelly shit lying on a carpet.
damnit! i just stepped in a rug rat!
by smith July 27, 2004
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BLQ

A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.
After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.
by Smith December 03, 2003
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