smiley's definitions

team swain

a group of guys that named themselves after a guy theyre obsessed with and they never see him anymore..... but they still insist on calling them team SWAIN when hes a loser that isnt even friends with them anymore..... theyre poser stoners that think theyre hardcore but are the furthest thing from it

"stupid team swain claims theyre stoners but even if they do they dizz stoners out to non-stoners... stupid fuckers!"

by smiley May 27, 2003

burn out

The smoking and squealing of the tires of a car.

That ricer has no idea what he's doing, did u see him burn out?

by Smiley March 20, 2004

star

an object not recommended for swallowing on a dare.... it gets stuck halfway down and hurts like a bitch

"fucking hell that stupid fucking star hurts so fucking bad!"
"well u shouldnt have swallowed it then!"

by smiley June 4, 2003

Spankaliscious

Spankaliscious..NO 1: (Proper Noun) given to the best looking female player on online gaming..eg:1...also important to note if fact No 1 is forgotten above named person being Spankaliscious will remind you...constatntly..eg2:

eg1:*Spankys fucking HOT*
eg2:*Please dont kill me its not my fault im HOT*

by Smiley December 1, 2004

tardz united

a group of teenagers who will take over the world with their magic mushrooms..... oh the world will be great

yes tardz stands for retardz or stoners

oh here comes some tardz united... shit theyre all high! wow thats great!

by smiley May 26, 2003

Taipei

A beautiful girl, often Asian, who is in love with a boy in the Navy.

Wow, that Taipei over there has a really cool shirt, but her toenails are yellow.

by Smiley November 13, 2004

Whinese

The language spoken by a whining child or sometimes, adults.

After someone whines, the response would be, "I don't speak Whinese"

by smiley August 3, 2003