uniflab
a guy who appears to have only one testicacle, but has has none, just a ball of flab wishing to be a ball.
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Uniflap
Noun
A large, singular, eyebrow that falls over the eyes due to extreme hair growth and obesity.
(Is considered illegal in Montreal, Canada)
A large, singular, eyebrow that falls over the eyes due to extreme hair growth and obesity.
(Is considered illegal in Montreal, Canada)
Uniflap by OciferFoxtrot December 23, 2021
Uniflake
A university professor that preaches social justice at every given chance and is outraged when challenged
my professor is such a uniflake she keeps demanding i acknowledge my white privilege and apologize for things that happened hundreds of years before i was born
Uniflake by cobbler333 June 8, 2019
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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