wolfpack

a group of several tow trucks that lay in wait near stadiums, concerts, or other large events waiting to tow cars that may be parked illegally.

Don't even think about parking in that loading zone, I just saw a wolfpack around the corner.

by smartypants October 07, 2004

happy stick

a cigarette containing weed which is also laced with another drug.

Hey, lets smoke some happy sticks.

by smartypants October 06, 2004

Ford

To gearheads a hot good-looking girl or an ugly unattractive girl, depending on your car preference. The positive or negitive use of the term also determines the meaning of "Chevy" as its opposite. The positive or negative meaning is linked to the speaker's view of the better carmaker.

Man, that girl is a Ford!

by smartypants October 06, 2004

green limousine

older slang term used to describe Chicago buses which is derived from there formerly green color. The term has been used less frequently because most Chicago buses are now mostly blue and white.

A: How are you gettin' to work now that Sheila wrecked your car?
B: I guess I will be taking the green limousine.

by smartypants October 07, 2004

ewwness

The same meaning as eww

-Yumm,crap on cake is good
-Ewwness..your grosse

by Smartypants February 01, 2005

gapers

people that gather at the scene of a crime or accident to see the results. In Chicago traffic reports a "gapers delay" is the traffic slowdown that occurs when others slow down to see a roadside accident.

I couldn't see if I knew the guy that got shot, there were too many gapers.

by smartypants October 07, 2004

balloon head

A prison term for someone that is beaten severely to the point that their head is swollen.

See also: pumpkin head

Hey, that snitch was turned into a balloon head.

by smartypants October 06, 2004