Smartypants's definitions

bagman

Someone who transports goods or money between to people in a criminal activity. For example, a thug that comes around to collect extortion money and then brings it to a more senior gang member. Another example would be a lawyer that collects money to bribe a judge.

Give the money to the bagman and those speeding tickets will disappear.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

gapers

people that gather at the scene of a crime or accident to see the results. In Chicago traffic reports a "gapers delay" is the traffic slowdown that occurs when others slow down to see a roadside accident.

I couldn't see if I knew the guy that got shot, there were too many gapers.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

merhawi

cool, cool person, fashionable, in style, very very cool

your not merhawi meaning your not cool

by smartypants April 4, 2005

skitching

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.

So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

dawidude

too cool for everything, es muy muy calihente

david is a dawidude.

by smartypants April 7, 2005

finesse pimp

A pimp that attracts and keeps prostitutes by using smooth talk and false promises.

Contrast with: guerrilla pimp

Donovan doesn't hit the girls so much, he's more of a finesse pimp.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

ewwness

The same meaning as eww

-Yumm,crap on cake is good
-Ewwness..your grosse

by Smartypants January 31, 2005