exasturbation

Pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible.

After finally landing in prison, it was poetic justice when Short Eyes was taught that sodomy is exasturbation's scarier, more aggressive, inbred homo cousin.

by Sluggo December 18, 2004

Getto or redneck garbage-can

When you buy a case of beer, put the beer in the fridge and use the box as your kitchen garbage can

After you drink your Iron City you must use your getto garbage can.

by sluggo December 03, 2004

cupcake

A boss who is a pushover.

LT: Are you going to fire Tammy today?
DH(cupcake): No, I'll give her one more chance.

by Sluggo August 02, 2004

Spirit World

the realm one enters on Peyote if they're in the movie Young Guns.

Hey dog Did you see the size of that chicken?

by Sluggo January 13, 2003

Gurn

a student who is constantly studying simply for grades or to get into the "right college/grad school", not with passion or for the joy of learning.

geez, that kid is such a gurn.

by sluggo October 21, 2004

tamp

a small metal tool used to pack down tobacco and clean a briar pipe.

Oh yes that was good cavendish, now to make with the tamp.

by Sluggo January 14, 2003

Clown Poop

Styrofoam packing "peanuts," specifically the white variety.

As I opened my box from the Home Shopping Network, a strong gust of wind blew the clown poop all over the yard.

by Sluggo June 18, 2006