14 definitions by sluggo

Slivovitz

The punishment for the poor fool who eats the bitch (queen of spades) in a game of hearts.

"Josh got bitched and had to take a shot of sliv"

by sluggo December 9, 2003

Cape Horn

Gay Porn found in South America

Wow, that Cape Horn is pretty creepy

by sluggo January 13, 2003

cupcake

A boss who is a pushover.

LT: Are you going to fire Tammy today?
DH(cupcake): No, I'll give her one more chance.

by sluggo August 2, 2004

exasturbation

Pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible.

After finally landing in prison, it was poetic justice when Short Eyes was taught that sodomy is exasturbation's scarier, more aggressive, inbred homo cousin.

by sluggo December 19, 2004

sea monkeys

the sperm tadpoles found in the males' semen.

If the egg had a tail would it be a giant sea monkey?

by sluggo January 13, 2003

Papa's Tang

Orange-flavored psyllium husk fiber dietary supplement, most commonly marketed under the name Metamucil as well as other generic brands.

Every night before bed, I have a tall glass of Papa's Tang to speed things along in the morning!

by sluggo June 17, 2006

tamp

a small metal tool used to pack down tobacco and clean a briar pipe.

Oh yes that was good cavendish, now to make with the tamp.

by sluggo January 14, 2003