sloppy Joe's definitions

shake hands with the wife's best friend

to urinate

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

by sloppy Joe April 30, 2003

vode

a lumpy pussy

man thats an ugly vode

by sloppy joe June 5, 2003

tater-ring

an affect to the tater-hole's perimeter often induced during extremely aggressive anal intercourse.

Hey Ted, you should see your mom's tater hole! She has an accute case of Tater-ring after I anhilated her tater-hole without the use of boy butter!

by Sloppy joe June 19, 2006

hax

When someone has an unfair advantage over you.

Obi-Wan: It's over anakin, I have the high ground!
Anakin: HAX!

by Sloppy Joe September 13, 2005

Tennessee tuna

a slutty woman from Tennessee

The whole town has had a piece of that Tennessee tuna.

by sloppy joe December 7, 2003