Definitions by slickbillie
prepster
A childish, spoiled man between the ages of 18 and 30 who exhibits the following characteristics:
1. uses Axe body spray
2. shops at Hollister, preferably, or at Abercrombie & Fitch. If these are not available in his locale, he will shop at Macy's as a last resort.
3. wears his hair in a "bed head" (messy, uncombed) style.
4. aspires to attend a private college, join a fraternity, and one day live like the losers on the "Friends" TV show.
5. hangs out at Starbucks and the mall.
6. would not be caught dead wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
7. comes from a middle-class/upper middle-class family.
8. will become an accountant or office drone after graduating from college and marry a bitch, but will pretend that he is a wild success.
9. listens to adult contemporary of Top 40 radio.
10. when he turns 40, will complain incessantly about his taxes, his kids, and will wonder where his life went wrong.
Origin: Cleveland OH suburbs.
Distinguished from "preppy" in the sense that a preppy is now considered outdated in some circles, and a prepster is a more derogatory term.
1. uses Axe body spray
2. shops at Hollister, preferably, or at Abercrombie & Fitch. If these are not available in his locale, he will shop at Macy's as a last resort.
3. wears his hair in a "bed head" (messy, uncombed) style.
4. aspires to attend a private college, join a fraternity, and one day live like the losers on the "Friends" TV show.
5. hangs out at Starbucks and the mall.
6. would not be caught dead wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
7. comes from a middle-class/upper middle-class family.
8. will become an accountant or office drone after graduating from college and marry a bitch, but will pretend that he is a wild success.
9. listens to adult contemporary of Top 40 radio.
10. when he turns 40, will complain incessantly about his taxes, his kids, and will wonder where his life went wrong.
Origin: Cleveland OH suburbs.
Distinguished from "preppy" in the sense that a preppy is now considered outdated in some circles, and a prepster is a more derogatory term.
At my high school, all the cool kids are either jocks or prepsters.
or
He must be a prepster. The odor of Axe body spray is overwhelming.
or
Can a guy be both a minority and a prepster? Yes, my best friend is a Jewster. I know a couple of blacksters.
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He must be a prepster. The odor of Axe body spray is overwhelming.
or
Can a guy be both a minority and a prepster? Yes, my best friend is a Jewster. I know a couple of blacksters.
prepster by slickbillie August 16, 2009
polar bear
an older gay man who has gray hair, a bear, and is of a hefty size.
usually prefers the company of other "bears" (big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man.
usually prefers the company of other "bears" (big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man.
polar bear by slickbillie August 16, 2009
leaping lizard
leaping lizard by slickbillie August 16, 2009
slick stroke
When a man reaches under a woman, who is in the doggy style position, and strokes her vagina until she gets wet.
slick stroke by slickbillie August 16, 2009
brief cheese
the residue found in a man's briefs or other tight underwear that he has worn for several days without washing. usually yellow stains with a distinct odor that is more than simple urine.
Since going to college, I don't have time to wash my jockeys every week. Now they all smell like brief cheese.
brief cheese by slickbillie August 16, 2009
hellbilly
a redneck who likes to raise hell: drink heavily, smoke pot, commit petty crimes, and other illegal and seedy behavior.
Used as a term of pride among anti-social poor whites.
While a hellbilly is not necessarily a racist, many have white power sympathies.
Origin: a combination of "hell" and "hillbilly."
Used as a term of pride among anti-social poor whites.
While a hellbilly is not necessarily a racist, many have white power sympathies.
Origin: a combination of "hell" and "hillbilly."
hellbilly by slickbillie August 16, 2009