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Definitions by slickbillie

freakin' rican 

A Puerto Rican man with an extra large penis (8 inches or more).

Also "doin' the freakin' rican" is a slang term for vaginal penetration in which the penis is too big, or feels too big, for the vagina.

Origin: the commonly held belief that Puerto Rican men, on average, are very well endowed.
My papi is a freakin' rican. He's so big, I can only give him a hand job.
freakin' rican by slickbillie August 16, 2009

underpants navy 

semen

A term made popular by the character Michael Kelso on "That '70s Show" (now seen only in syndication) on Fox.
Dude, I'm getting paid big bucks at the sperm bank for my underpants navy.
underpants navy by slickbillie August 16, 2009

funky fingers 

A guy who habitually masturbates.
Dude, go wash your freaking hands. You got funky fingers! It's time for you to find a girl!
funky fingers by slickbillie August 16, 2009

polar bear 

an older gay man who has gray hair, a bear, and is of a hefty size.

usually prefers the company of other "bears" (big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man.
GRRR! That man is one hot polar bear.
polar bear by slickbillie August 16, 2009

slick stroke 

When a man reaches under a woman, who is in the doggy style position, and strokes her vagina until she gets wet.
My girlfriend likes it when I give her the slick stroke.
slick stroke by slickbillie August 16, 2009

leaping lizard 

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others
Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!
leaping lizard by slickbillie August 16, 2009

brief cheese 

the residue found in a man's briefs or other tight underwear that he has worn for several days without washing. usually yellow stains with a distinct odor that is more than simple urine.
Since going to college, I don't have time to wash my jockeys every week. Now they all smell like brief cheese.
brief cheese by slickbillie August 16, 2009