slappdat's definitions

Leaner

(Leen-er) Adj. A derrogerory term towards a male, often an unpopular one.

Leaner: minecraft anime manga hogwarts
Me: what a leaner

by Slappdat October 21, 2018

Glockford

Nickname for Rockford, Illinois, due to the high crime rate. 14.5 out of every 1000 people will be victim of a violent crime. You can’t turn on the news without hearing about some shooting or robbery. It seems as if once you cross the bridge in rockford to the west side, the ghettoness increases exponentially.

Guy #1: “hey i live in glockford”
Guy #2: “oh so you’re gonna be murdered in a few years?”
Guy #1: “yep that’s the plan”

by Slappdat September 9, 2019

Muddy Pink Jammer

Similar to an alaskan pipeline, this move is when you start with anal, get some shit on the top of your dick, and stick it into the woman’s vagina.

Guy 1: “Dude Taylor let me give her a Muddy Pink Jammer last night, it was amazing, except there was a lot of shit on my dick. like golly there was poopy everywhere!”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”

by Slappdat June 10, 2018

sloppy

a sexual innuendo referring to the act of giving sex. refers to some rough, unorthodox sex maneuvers.

bro, piercten gave me the sloppy last night

by Slappdat September 18, 2019

Kent wa

A half ghetto, and half non-ghetto city in WA.

Kent wa east hill is pretty good.

by slappdat April 21, 2013

AfterShit

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon

Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.

by Slappdat September 19, 2016

lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well

john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out

by Slappdat August 17, 2016