slappdat's definitions

Kent wa

A half ghetto, and half non-ghetto city in WA.

Kent wa east hill is pretty good.

by slappdat April 21, 2013

AfterShit

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon

Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.

by Slappdat September 19, 2016

Glockford

Nickname for Rockford, Illinois, due to the high crime rate. 14.5 out of every 1000 people will be victim of a violent crime. You can’t turn on the news without hearing about some shooting or robbery. It seems as if once you cross the bridge in rockford to the west side, the ghettoness increases exponentially.

Guy #1: “hey i live in glockford”
Guy #2: “oh so you’re gonna be murdered in a few years?”
Guy #1: “yep that’s the plan”

by Slappdat September 9, 2019

sloppy

a sexual innuendo referring to the act of giving sex. refers to some rough, unorthodox sex maneuvers.

bro, piercten gave me the sloppy last night

by Slappdat September 18, 2019

FMS

No, it does not mean fuck me sideways. Nor does it mean fuck my school. It stands for Flight Management System. It’s what the pilots use to calculate weight and balance, performa- wait shit people did you really fucking define this as “fuck me sideways”? really? who says this? whoever wrote that, if you’re on my flight, i’m kicking you off and plugging one less passenger into the FMS.

“hey captain, i think we gotta do a max performance takeoff today still. what’s the FMS saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”

by Slappdat October 1, 2019

cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

by Slappdat January 7, 2018

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 4, 2017