by slappdat April 21, 2013

Nickname for Rockford, Illinois, due to the high crime rate. 14.5 out of every 1000 people will be victim of a violent crime. You can’t turn on the news without hearing about some shooting or robbery. It seems as if once you cross the bridge in rockford to the west side, the ghettoness increases exponentially.
Guy #1: “hey i live in glockford”
Guy #2: “oh so you’re gonna be murdered in a few years?”
Guy #1: “yep that’s the plan”
Guy #2: “oh so you’re gonna be murdered in a few years?”
Guy #1: “yep that’s the plan”
by Slappdat September 09, 2019

by Slappdat September 19, 2016

by Slappdat October 21, 2018

Similar to an alaskan pipeline, this move is when you start with anal, get some shit on the top of your dick, and stick it into the woman’s vagina.
Guy 1: “Dude Taylor let me give her a Muddy Pink Jammer last night, it was amazing, except there was a lot of shit on my dick. like golly there was poopy everywhere!”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”
by Slappdat June 10, 2018

a sexual innuendo referring to the act of giving sex. refers to some rough, unorthodox sex maneuvers.
by Slappdat September 18, 2019

For those who daringly make it out of the friend zone, a task for only few people. If they make it out, they make it out of the friend zone, they made it to the end zone. An award second only to the congressional medal of honor
Guy 1: Dude i totally made it out of the friend zone and into the end zone! That bitch really made me work for it though, damn.
Girl 1: You realize you said that all to me right, your girlfriend?
Girl 1: You realize you said that all to me right, your girlfriend?
by Slappdat May 29, 2018
