Definitions by skyboy

bragging rights 

The informal right to brag and boast about an achievement you've made. You get this right after you've achieved it.

If you make it up, you might get away for a while, but you'll get bashed if they find out you never earnt this right.

Geek A: *Three headshots in Counter-strike in 30 seconds*
Geek B: Bastard, you shot your own team mates
Geek A: But it was still 3 headshots, that means I get bragging rights
Geek B: You're a load of shit, no bragging rights for stupid noobs.

bragging rights by Skyboy September 22, 2005

speed masturbation 

To masturbate furious and achieve orgasm in a matter of seconds. Usually happens when a man suffers premature ejaculation or when he has very little time to masturbate.

I once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.

speed masturbation by Skyboy September 22, 2005

chatbot 

A bot that uses a standard series of responses to what you type. Invented by nerds so they can chat to an 'imaginary friend'. Also used to keeped someone on MSN busy (if you don't like talking to them).

Chatbots are quite boring, unless they respond to or suggest sexual talk.

chatbot by Skyboy September 22, 2005

gundu 

(Possibly also spelt "gandu")
A Hindi word for the hole in one's arse. Usually has connotations of anal sex and homosexuality.

When two men are locked in a prison cell for a number of years without female porn, then gundu is bound to happen.

gundu by Skyboy September 22, 2005

shoe fetish 

A paraphilia, shoe fetish is a fixation on a shoe, usually a high heal sandal or high heel boot. Somewhat linked with foot fetish.

A lot of Dominatrixes wear shoes suitable for men with shoe fetish. What happens next is somewhat disgusting.

shoe fetish by Skyboy September 22, 2005

medical fetish 

A paraphilia in which one has a sexual fixation on medical procedures. Including, amputations, heart surgery, etc. The person is usually turned on by blood, gory and guts.

When one climaxes from medical fetish- it's called a goregasm.

medical fetish by Skyboy September 22, 2005

vomit fetish

Sexual fixation involving vomiting, being vomited on or eating vomit (yours or someone else's). Truly one of the most disgusting fetishes I've read about.

Vomit fetish = fucking sick

vomit fetish by Skyboy September 22, 2005