skirtlifter's definitions

salami tsunami

Those guys - big dicks or no - who pop their belt and 501 buttons and, hips forward, pop the dicks out en masse at the trough.

I can't piss because of all the salami tsunami next to me are making a racket with their belt buckles and fiddling with their KCs!!!

by Skirtlifter December 28, 2005

houghmagandie

Old Scots term for fornication.

Old wifey overheard in pub: "Ma lumis needin' some serious houghmagandie, ye ken!"

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

pram

Noun. Amalgam of 'Prick' and 'Bam' (see Bam).

Your pal's a fucking PRAM!

by skirtlifter January 11, 2005

pissfat

Aussie term for a morning erection brought on by a full bladder.

don't jack it: it's a pissfat!!

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Bogfly

Male who hangs around female toilets in an attempt to smell vaginal odour or ordure, depending on the kink. On spying a woman leaving a convenience, the Bogfly will walk briskly past her, and inhale deeply any smells she is drawing in her wake.

Have you heard? The Ops room Boss is a Bogfly!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

dancing with the captain

Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!

"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

gorf

Gorf,v. to smell the recently vacted seat where a woman has sat. Vaginal and anal odours, mixed with sweat and cheap/expensive perfume will be present.

See also gorfing and bogfly.

I'm gonna gorf that honey's seat!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005