pissfat

Aussie term for a morning erection brought on by a full bladder.

don't jack it: it's a pissfat!!

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

gypsy

A 'traveller' who has no respect for authority,society,the environment, himself or his offspring. A thieving cad who steals cars, who runs into a young schoolboy whilst travelling at 60mph in a built-up area, kills him and drives on with his pals laughing in the back. Disappears into the 'travelling community' but is eventually caught and will go to jail and get the shit kicked out of him.

FACT: Gypsy travellers shield murderers!!

by Skirtlifter January 20, 2007

Eskimo Iced Tea

Urine, served over ice and angostura bitters.

Pour me an Esjie tea, baby?

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

smegma omelette

Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.

Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.

You fed the Vicar WHAT??

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Spray

Foul smelling fluid that males cats spray onto your car at night.

Look! That bastard cat is spraying my car again!!

by skirtlifter January 31, 2005

Friyke

Amalgam of 'frightening' and 'dyke'. Usually refers to size 20+ crew-cuttted lesbians in boilersuits.

"Crikey, look at the Friyke that's coming towards us! WHAT a mess!

by skirtlifter February 24, 2005

lum

19-20th century vernacular for the vagina. A 'lum' was initially a slang word for the flue that drew smoke from an open fire up to the chimney on the rooftop. Lum as a slnag term is quite popular with women of a certain age and social background.

Ah'm goan away tae Benidorm tae get ma auld lum swept by they spanish waiters!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005