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Definitions by skirtlifter

Male who hangs around female toilets in an attempt to smell vaginal odour or ordure, depending on the kink. On spying a woman leaving a convenience, the Bogfly will walk briskly past her, and inhale deeply any smells she is drawing in her wake.
Have you heard? The Ops room Boss is a Bogfly!
Bogfly by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Stinkfuck 

Anal intercourse, with either M or F, whereby you spy and smell shite on your cock as you thrust. Some anal catchers are known to delight in the act of pushing one out over a thrusting penis, esp scat homos.
It took me months to bed her, then she gives me a stinkfuck!
Stinkfuck by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

dancing with the captain 

Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!
"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
Can be male or female, but esp. the latter. A 'Rinser' is a spunk-lover who removes your condom, stretches it, and squeezes the spunk out into her gob, gargles, then swallows.
Ohh, baby, lemme rinse your bag!!!!
rinser by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

double-trouble 

Act of male fucking female in both vag and rectum, with aid of strap- on. Can be difficult to perform, as strap-on can pop out of the vag if not secured properly.
I D-Dd her bigstyle last night!
double-trouble by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Snowflaking 

A callous thing to do, but has to be done on occasion. This is the mixing of low quality cocaine with dandruff and psoriasis flakes, which you then chop out to the no-mark who has been hassling you for ".. a bump" all night.
This charlie's been snowflaked!!
Snowflaking by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

furbumper 

Lesbian lovemaking, whereby legs are entwined lying down. Fur is then 'bumped' as the vulvas collide!
Waana bum some fur, sweetmeat?
furbumper by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005