skirtlifter's definitions

rinser

Can be male or female, but esp. the latter. A 'Rinser' is a spunk-lover who removes your condom, stretches it, and squeezes the spunk out into her gob, gargles, then swallows.

Ohh, baby, lemme rinse your bag!!!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Spray

Foul smelling fluid that males cats spray onto your car at night.

Look! That bastard cat is spraying my car again!!

by skirtlifter January 31, 2005

squeaker

Term applied to irritating young female (or group thereof)on bus/in bar/at work, who is constantly gibbering and giggling in a high-pitched voice.



British, pan-regional, although rare.

That squeaker over there is doing my head in!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cuntpuncher

Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.

Why are you walking oddly?
I had a session with a cuntpuncher last night!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Snowflaking

A callous thing to do, but has to be done on occasion. This is the mixing of low quality cocaine with dandruff and psoriasis flakes, which you then chop out to the no-mark who has been hassling you for ".. a bump" all night.

This charlie's been snowflaked!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

double-trouble

Act of male fucking female in both vag and rectum, with aid of strap- on. Can be difficult to perform, as strap-on can pop out of the vag if not secured properly.

I D-Dd her bigstyle last night!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

fucktated

Where something has happened - badly - that wasn't expected, in the least! Where something turned out the wrong way.

So there we were, watching the Commons debate on Trident when someone came in with some ching and the whole thing fucktated into a pile of nonsense!

OR

I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.

by skirtlifter April 24, 2007