skirtlifter's definitions

fucktated

Where something has happened - badly - that wasn't expected, in the least! Where something turned out the wrong way.

So there we were, watching the Commons debate on Trident when someone came in with some ching and the whole thing fucktated into a pile of nonsense!

OR

I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.

by skirtlifter April 24, 2007

furbumper

Lesbian lovemaking, whereby legs are entwined lying down. Fur is then 'bumped' as the vulvas collide!

Waana bum some fur, sweetmeat?

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

double-trouble

Act of male fucking female in both vag and rectum, with aid of strap- on. Can be difficult to perform, as strap-on can pop out of the vag if not secured properly.

I D-Dd her bigstyle last night!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Ringburner

Type of extremely hot Indo/Pak/Banglandeshi curry, viz Vindaloo, Phall, Jhallfrezie. These curries are loaded with green chillies and ginger. On voiding, next day, the curry exits as hot - if not hotter - than it went in, stinging the anal sphincter in the manner of holding a lit Zippo lighter to the anus!

This curry is gonna be a ringburner in the morning!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cuntpuncher

Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.

Why are you walking oddly?
I had a session with a cuntpuncher last night!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Stinkfuck

Anal intercourse, with either M or F, whereby you spy and smell shite on your cock as you thrust. Some anal catchers are known to delight in the act of pushing one out over a thrusting penis, esp scat homos.

It took me months to bed her, then she gives me a stinkfuck!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Friyke

Amalgam of 'frightening' and 'dyke'. Usually refers to size 20+ crew-cuttted lesbians in boilersuits.

"Crikey, look at the Friyke that's coming towards us! WHAT a mess!

by skirtlifter February 24, 2005