half moon

Half an Ecky. You will shine, but only half as bright!

I've only got a half-moon left.

by skirtlifter January 11, 2005

dancing with the captain

Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!

"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

gorf

Gorf,v. to smell the recently vacted seat where a woman has sat. Vaginal and anal odours, mixed with sweat and cheap/expensive perfume will be present.

See also gorfing and bogfly.

I'm gonna gorf that honey's seat!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

throwback

stunted, cross-eyed person, with ears way below the eye-line. Often has webbing between fingers. HAs difficulty co-ordinating and speaking properly. Result of coming from shallow gene pool or inbreeding (see {gypsy)

This place is full of throwbacks!

by skirtlifter January 12, 2005

beanflicker

Item used to assist in stimulation of the clitoris and surround area. A 'Beanflicker' is the rubber counting thimble that Post Office clerks use.

Your beanflicker needs a wash!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Ringburner

Type of extremely hot Indo/Pak/Banglandeshi curry, viz Vindaloo, Phall, Jhallfrezie. These curries are loaded with green chillies and ginger. On voiding, next day, the curry exits as hot - if not hotter - than it went in, stinging the anal sphincter in the manner of holding a lit Zippo lighter to the anus!

This curry is gonna be a ringburner in the morning!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005