skirtlifter's definitions

sponging

Male masturbatory practice.

A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.

I'm going home to have a good old sponging tonight!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

old fellae

Scottish slang term for 'Penis'. Derived from 'Old Fellow'.

She whipped oot ma old fellae, and gave me a Jodrell (bank/wank).

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

lum

19-20th century vernacular for the vagina. A 'lum' was initially a slang word for the flue that drew smoke from an open fire up to the chimney on the rooftop. Lum as a slnag term is quite popular with women of a certain age and social background.

Ah'm goan away tae Benidorm tae get ma auld lum swept by they spanish waiters!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

biodome

Bacteria-infested head of an acne zit.

Check the biodomes on pizza-face!!

by Skirtlifter September 5, 2005

scuff

Vernacular for cheesy, sweaty residue present on the anus of men and women.

That Play was so long I could feel the scuff building up on my ring!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

rinser

Can be male or female, but esp. the latter. A 'Rinser' is a spunk-lover who removes your condom, stretches it, and squeezes the spunk out into her gob, gargles, then swallows.

Ohh, baby, lemme rinse your bag!!!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

squeaker

Term applied to irritating young female (or group thereof)on bus/in bar/at work, who is constantly gibbering and giggling in a high-pitched voice.



British, pan-regional, although rare.

That squeaker over there is doing my head in!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005