skirtlifter's definitions

tattyfilarious

Term oft quoted by Brit comedyman(?) Ken Dodd, but now appropriated to described quality of cocaine.

This stuff's fuckin' tattyfilarious!!!

by skirtlifter January 11, 2005

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

spacedocking

Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.

You don't need that much info!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Eskimo Iced Tea

Urine, served over ice and angostura bitters.

Pour me an Esjie tea, baby?

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

gypsy

A 'traveller' who has no respect for authority,society,the environment, himself or his offspring. A thieving cad who steals cars, who runs into a young schoolboy whilst travelling at 60mph in a built-up area, kills him and drives on with his pals laughing in the back. Disappears into the 'travelling community' but is eventually caught and will go to jail and get the shit kicked out of him.

FACT: Gypsy travellers shield murderers!!

by Skirtlifter January 20, 2007

smegma omelette

Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.

Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.

You fed the Vicar WHAT??

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Spray

Foul smelling fluid that males cats spray onto your car at night.

Look! That bastard cat is spraying my car again!!

by skirtlifter January 31, 2005