Definitions by skirtlifter
squeaker
Term applied to irritating young female (or group thereof)on bus/in bar/at work, who is constantly gibbering and giggling in a high-pitched voice.
British, pan-regional, although rare.
British, pan-regional, although rare.
That squeaker over there is doing my head in!
squeaker by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
bingo wing
Loose, flabby upper-arm flesh of (usually) fat women in cap-sleeved rayon blouses who attend bingo halls. Bingo wing development can be accelerated by consuming vast quantities of C.Cola and burgers. See also bingo flaps, though my def has more 'ring' to it!
bingo wing by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
spacedocking
Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.
spacedocking by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
cuntpuncher
Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.
cuntpuncher by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
houghmagandie
houghmagandie by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
lum
19-20th century vernacular for the vagina. A 'lum' was initially a slang word for the flue that drew smoke from an open fire up to the chimney on the rooftop. Lum as a slnag term is quite popular with women of a certain age and social background.
lum by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Ringburner
Type of extremely hot Indo/Pak/Banglandeshi curry, viz Vindaloo, Phall, Jhallfrezie. These curries are loaded with green chillies and ginger. On voiding, next day, the curry exits as hot - if not hotter - than it went in, stinging the anal sphincter in the manner of holding a lit Zippo lighter to the anus!
Ringburner by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005