breakfast beer

a beer with a low alcohol content, usually in a can, that goes well with bacon and eggs

I know it's 8:30 am, but it's just a breakfast beer!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries

He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?

by sircasey February 15, 2009

it's noon somewhere

a sarcastic response to, 'isn't it a little early to be drinking?'

'I know it's still morning here, but hey, it's noon somewhere!'

by sircasey February 15, 2009

base rocks

crack cocaine

see base head

the thing about the tenderloin is that you can't walk ten feet without someone trying to sell you base rocks or asking for spare change

by sircasey February 16, 2009

hash hangover

the inevitable effect of smoking too much hash the night before, usually remedied by smoking more hash.

My head feels like a brick, damn this hash hangover!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

booze jockey

a bar tender

the booze jockey poured a perfect pint of pilsner

by sircasey February 17, 2009

super hash

a bowl of hash with hash oil drizzled over the top

after I got back up from the floor, I told myself, no more super hash tonight

by sircasey February 15, 2009