Definitions by sircasey

pessimistic panglossian 

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.

She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.

pessimistic panglossian by sircasey February 15, 2009

a bird never flew on one wing

used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings

Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!

a bird never flew on one wing by sircasey February 15, 2009

hash hangover 

the inevitable effect of smoking too much hash the night before, usually remedied by smoking more hash.

My head feels like a brick, damn this hash hangover!

hash hangover by sircasey February 15, 2009

wake and flake 

when you wake up and say, 'eh...fuck it' to whatever you had planned that day, usually preceded by the opening of a beer and/or packing a bong hit.

similar to wake and bake

'if you drink anymore today, you're just gonna wake and flake tomorrow'

wake and flake by sircasey February 15, 2009

leprechaun flowers 

weed, marijuana

first coined by rapper E-40 in 2002

he thought he was buying leprechaun flowers, but later decided it must have been oregano

leprechaun flowers by sircasey February 15, 2009

headneck

a redneck pothead

'I know he looks like a cop, but trust me, he's a total headneck'

headneck by sircasey February 15, 2009

it's noon somewhere 

a sarcastic response to, 'isn't it a little early to be drinking?'

'I know it's still morning here, but hey, it's noon somewhere!'

it's noon somewhere by sircasey February 15, 2009