tired high

a state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep

when he started to hallucinate he wasn't sure if it was the weed or if he was just tired high

by sircasey February 16, 2009

pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.

She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.

by sircasey February 15, 2009

base rocks

crack cocaine

see base head

the thing about the tenderloin is that you can't walk ten feet without someone trying to sell you base rocks or asking for spare change

by sircasey February 17, 2009

theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries

He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?

by sircasey February 15, 2009

finger hash

the resin that accumulates on one's fingers while processing fresh marijuana

what the (cough) hell (cough) did you (cough) put in that (cough) pipe? finger hash?

by sircasey February 17, 2009

booze jockey

a bar tender

the booze jockey poured a perfect pint of pilsner

by sircasey February 18, 2009

it's noon somewhere

a sarcastic response to, 'isn't it a little early to be drinking?'

'I know it's still morning here, but hey, it's noon somewhere!'

by sircasey February 16, 2009