157 definitions by simon

GXBJB

a term used to describe a mysterous person

looks like he pulled another GXBJB on us

by simon September 30, 2003

Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.

Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.

by simon October 15, 2004

bumfucknowhere

Aussie slang for a place that is a long way away and is usually not worth travelling to.

Tim: Are you going to Dave's party tomorrow?
Rob: Yeah I would but it's all the way out in bumfucknowhere so I can't be bothered.

by simon February 16, 2004

Anul Sex

A man who puts his dick into the womans arse for sexual pleasure.

Woman: i had anul sex last night with my boy friend

by simon December 14, 2003

happy simon

a person in the middle of a threesome

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.

by simon March 7, 2004

Whipping or whippin the skippy

To masturbate, stroke one's cock.

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.

by simon October 16, 2004

assassassin

noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.

He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.

by simon November 17, 2004