silverseal's definitions

yard fixer

A person who owes another points (favor) and fixes (tidies) a yard.

We have some important people coming over. Will you guys be yard fixers?

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Highway Patrol

A hearty breakfast of eggs, scrambled with ground beef and other ingredients.

I'm about to have a job interview so I want Highway Patrol.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Utility Fixer

A person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. Tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional.

Your corporation is having a marketing seminar? If you don't get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Blackjack's Beard

Arranging champagne and scenery for two people who seem to like each other.

Blackjack's Beard! Tom and Sarah are both serious!

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Wrong Way Johnny

A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.

We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Rainbow in the Zoo

An expression said to a person who collects rare animals or birds.

You want a Madagascar parrot? You would put a rainbow in the zoo if you could.

by silverseal September 19, 2011