silverseal's definitions

basic dinner

A meal consisting of eight cans of food, simmered in a pot. Sometimes the combination is chili, beefaroni, spaghetti o's, and carrots. Ideal to serve a group for little money.

Everybody has pocket change tonight so we're making basic dinner.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.

The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Librarian Rescue Squad

Dispatching a library worker to quell loud and disorderly people.

The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

yard fixer

A person who owes another points (favor) and fixes (tidies) a yard.

We have some important people coming over. Will you guys be yard fixers?

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Forest Guest

Bringing out a troll doll with rainbow hair for a quick jaunt through the party. Usually his appearance is very brief.

We're going to bring out Forest Guest if the party slows down.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Blackjack's Beard

Arranging champagne and scenery for two people who seem to like each other.

Blackjack's Beard! Tom and Sarah are both serious!

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Night Goat

A rollicking person who is told to go outside at a party.

Your party had a night goat? Who was it?

by silverseal September 18, 2011