Definitions by silvergatlin

Ballistic 

to be extremely and uncontrollable furious

Fred went ballistic, and managed to punch 5 holes in the wall, in addition to throwing a microwave halfway across his house.

Ballistic by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

woofys 

acronym for Well Off Older Folks

Fred's parents made great financial decisions early in life, causing them to become woofy's. They are currently spending Fred's inheritance, causing Fred to have ballistic coniptions.

woofys by silvergatlin October 1, 2003