Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.
Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.
Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.
"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."
by silkpouch September 12, 2007
A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.
Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.
Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.
Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!
by silkpouch September 10, 2007
Money earned by a male prostitute for the customer service he gives with his meat, and the pleasurable stimulation provided to his clients' cocks.
Hustler's accountant: "Brad, just write 'cock money' in this box on the tax return to indicate the source of income."
by silkpouch September 03, 2007
A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.
Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.
Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.
by silkpouch September 10, 2007
Adjective to describe a guy who is well hung and whose beautiful cock and balls look as good buldging from within his underwear or pants as they do flopping out naked.
by silkpouch September 02, 2007
A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.
Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?
by silkpouch September 05, 2007