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A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.
Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?
by silkpouch September 15, 2007
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Cock money

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Money earned by a male prostitute for the customer service he gives with his meat, and the pleasurable stimulation provided to his clients' cocks.
Hustler's accountant: "Brad, just write 'cock money' in this box on the tax return to indicate the source of income."
by silkpouch September 14, 2007
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Service

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1.To fuck.
Originating from the horse breeding industry where "service" is a euphemism for bringing the stud to mount the mare. Same as tupping in sheep breeding.
2. To have sex with a mardy bitch to keep her happy, as in a mechanic servicing a car to keep it running smoothly.
From the 'The Talented Mr Ripley':
Dick Greenleaf (Jude Law) on a boat trip: "Marge needs a service" - winks at his mates and proceeds below deck and give his sulky bird a good seeing to.
by silkpouch September 14, 2007
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cockilicious

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Adjective to describe a guy who is well hung and whose beautiful cock and balls look as good buldging from within his underwear or pants as they do flopping out naked.
"Hey, look at that cockilicious guy jogging along the beach in wet white speedos!!"
by silkpouch September 10, 2007
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cockproud

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The attitude of loving having a cock, showing it off, and revelling in all the pleasures that it brings.
In the locker room:
"Look at Buster swaggering up and down in his new underwire jock. He sure is cockproud."
by silkpouch September 10, 2007
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Bitchmeat

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1. A term to describe someone, or their ass or vagina, essentially regarded as a passive sex object i.e. meat to be fucked. Often used with misogynist intent about women esp. hookers.
2. The act of vaginal or anal intercourse.
3. Male prison slang similar to (although more graphic than) the prison use of bitch. A generally younger, hot assed prisoner used for sexual gratification.
1. "Woman, get your pants off - I want me some bitchmeat!"

2. Prisoners in the shower discussing the new boy:"Hey Butch, look at that hot butt on the newbie - sure gonna make a fine piece of bitchmeat"
by silkpouch September 8, 2007
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