verbal osmosis

The act of checking your mail, facebook and twitter accounts, checking out the new additions to lolcats, failblog, roflrazzi and urban dictionary, checking nhl and ufc highlights, etc, all while your teacher is lecturing you, hoping that some of the talk that is washing over you will stick in your head.
"Life's too short to listen to this crap. Hopefully i'll accidentally learn enough to pass via verbal osmosis."
by sike moda November 16, 2009
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dumback

A person who tries to verbally retaliate to a witty comment, and fails epically.
a: "Your gut is so big, if i threw a cheeto at you it would revolve around it."

b: "Your brain is so dumb that it can't even do stuff."

c: "DUMBACK!"
by sike moda November 12, 2009
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dude swing

A regularly chill dude who suddenly goes into an emotional rant, usually when drinking.
a: "you know you're my best friend, right? I love u man! But why do you have to be such a dick sometimes? God, you make me so angry!"

b: "Relax with the dude swing. Just drink your beer. "
by sike moda November 16, 2009
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de-friend remorse

When you delete a girl from facebook because she's being a huge bitch, then regret your decision because you can no longer facebook stalk her to find out who the new guy she's banging is.
a. "hey, sorry about that fight the other day. Friends?"

b. "sure."

a. "i have de-friend remorse. Can i add u back on fb?"

b. "no."

a. "you're banging dave aren't you. Whore."
by sike moda November 16, 2009
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wrongply

When you send someone a correspondence via a medium (text, email, instant message) and they send their reply through a different medium, for no apparent reason.
a: "I sent you a text, why did you email me back?"

b: "Sorry dude, it was a wrongply. Not sure i did that."

c: "You know you go to hell for things like that, right?"
by sike moda November 12, 2009
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change round-up

This occurs when purchasing an item and your change is 4 cents, 9 cents, 14 cents, etc, and the teller rounds up your change to the next highest denomination becuase they're cool shit and pennies are ridiculous.
a buys a coffee. b (teller) does the change round-up.

a: Thanks dude.

b: No prob. I hate this job anyways.

a: Yeah, screw the man.
by sike moda November 17, 2009
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Tiger's Wood

The name for the phallis of a man who cheats on his wife.
Gary is married but it came out recently that he cheated on his wife with many other women. Looks like a clear case of Tiger's Wood.
by sike moda December 08, 2009
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