Money Mountains

Ski resorts where the skiers and snowboarders have top of the line equipement but fall down on the bunny slope.

That money mountain is where all those people go who can't ski, once I saw one nut a tree when he was bombing down the bunny slope cause he couldn't turn. HAHA.

by ShoesRBad March 27, 2003

pays to advertise

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.

Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

Becca-boo

A person who I don't know, HI!!!

Hi Becca-boo, my name is ShoesRBad, how are you?

by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003

fish-hook

1. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching and insnaring fish.
2. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching someone's testicles.

My testicles, I hate fish hooks!

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

ford mustang

Cars that were great in the sixties, had big ass engines in the seventies, had really bad technology in the eighties, and just plain suck ass now a days. Also used as an adjective meaning something really shitty.

Damn dude when that puked on my lap I was totally thinking "what a ford mustang!"

by shoesrbad March 25, 2003

tomater

To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"

After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"

by ShoesRBad April 15, 2003

Balls out

This is a serious condition that effects many athletes, it occurs when a sprinter wears very short shorts and then sprints. What happens is his nuts flap outside the shorts and are clearly visible to all. It is disgusting and must be prevented at all costs.

When Calin jumped long jump he always went balls out and never wore spandex underneath his shorts, hey it pays to advertise.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003