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Maginot Line

A highly ineffective line of artillery built in northern france. This defense would have been effective in WWII however, it was not like WWI so the Germans just went around.
You dumbass, you are terrible at constructing, that is worse than the Maginot line.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
mugGet the Maginot Linemug.

dick gnome

A person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a penis. Sick bastards. This is not a compliment.
guy 1: Dude that girl has both her hands in that guy's pants!
guy 2: what a dick gnome!
by ShoesRBad March 24, 2003
mugGet the dick gnomemug.

tokyo x

A type of pork that combines three different species all crossbread into one. It's meant to be really super stellar.
Damn that Iron Chef where they used Tokyo X looked soo good, I'm hungry.
by ShoesRBad April 6, 2003
mugGet the tokyo xmug.

ford mustang

Cars that were great in the sixties, had big ass engines in the seventies, had really bad technology in the eighties, and just plain suck ass now a days. Also used as an adjective meaning something really shitty.
Damn dude when that puked on my lap I was totally thinking "what a ford mustang!"
by shoesrbad March 25, 2003
mugGet the ford mustangmug.

holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
mugGet the holy shit on a stickmug.

french

A person who is of the country France in western Europe. Often mistaken for being rude, the French don't like it when people come into their country and just expect them to speak English. If you speak French to the French, they are very nice. Also they tend to be more liberal, a testimony to their very good education system. However, they smoke too much.
Je suis Francais! (I am french)
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
mugGet the frenchmug.

fish-hook

1. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching and insnaring fish.
2. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching someone's testicles.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
mugGet the fish-hookmug.

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