Definitions by shoesrbad

dick gnome 

A person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a penis. Sick bastards. This is not a compliment.

guy 1: Dude that girl has both her hands in that guy's pants!
guy 2: what a dick gnome!

dick gnome by ShoesRBad March 24, 2003

holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.

That guy is going balls out! Holy shit on a stick!

holy shit on a stick by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003

Becca-boo 

A person who I don't know, HI!!!

Hi Becca-boo, my name is ShoesRBad, how are you?

Becca-boo by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003

Balls out 

This is a serious condition that effects many athletes, it occurs when a sprinter wears very short shorts and then sprints. What happens is his nuts flap outside the shorts and are clearly visible to all. It is disgusting and must be prevented at all costs.

When Calin jumped long jump he always went balls out and never wore spandex underneath his shorts, hey it pays to advertise.

Balls out by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

pays to advertise 

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.

Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.

pays to advertise by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

fish-hook 

1. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching and insnaring fish.
2. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching someone's testicles.

My testicles, I hate fish hooks!

fish-hook by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

Head

The top most segment of the body of a human, also found in other mammals. This stores the brain and eyes and the face in general. Note: this is also the end of a penis, this also stores all thinking capacity for men.

Hey just take your head out of your pants Jim. No not that one! Damnit!

Head by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003