A rough,one sided act of love between a man and a woman.Notions of foreplay,scented candles and soft music go out the window in favour of a swift,joyless hump.
Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc
Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!
Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.
Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
A monthly cycle accident that leaves women bleeding from the saddle area.
The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE CUPS OUT TO DRAIN YOU FACKING KAANT!!
Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
A lady who's "inner beauty" only becomes apparent after a gallon of wife beater/ being viewed through "stellavision".
A woman with great personality
A woman with great personality
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
A perticularly strong/ cheap/ cheap+strong alcoholic beverage best served ice cold from a can. Usualy beer or cider.Makes you want to smile,then frown,the hit someone/anyone,then sell the childrens toys for more of it.
The "harder stuff" is reffered to as "wreck the house"
The "harder stuff" is reffered to as "wreck the house"
Can I offer you some fine South African wine sir,or some light+frothy larger?
Nah, give us the usual.
Very good sir,10 cans of wife beater and a pub sized bottle of wreck the house comming up sir!!
Nah, give us the usual.
Very good sir,10 cans of wife beater and a pub sized bottle of wreck the house comming up sir!!
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
1) The building practice of splashing decrotive gravel on wet concrete walls
2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate
3)A collection of cindy crawfords
2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate
3)A collection of cindy crawfords
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004