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Bitchclub 

Back in the days of cave men, cave pimps used to carry around bitchclubs for beating there hoes when they didn't pay up there money. The bitchclub eventually evolved into the modern day "pimp cane" but some old school pimps still carry around bitch clubs.
Pimp: Where's my money bitch?
Hoe: I'm sorry baby...I couldn't...
Pimp: STUPID HOE!! don't make me pull out my bitchclub!
Hoe: please...don't!
Pimp: *WHACK*
Bitchclub by shitdood December 28, 2007
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yarichin bitclub 

A kid friendly anime that you can watch with your family and friends. It’s about a kid getting transferred to a school and joining a photography club and the things he was to face :) it’s a cumming of age story that will leave you in tears it’s ~so~ good
Friend: Yo did u see yarichin bitclub

Other friend: YES! ONG I WAS CRYING IT WAS SO GOOD!!

BITCHCLOWN 

BITCHCLOWN - or bitchclown is a word for a person that is stuck between a bitch and an assclown. It is also used when you are so mad that you can't choose between the words.

The word bitchclown can also give you a special feeling of self fufillment when you say it. It is noted that it will roll off the tongue with a bitchclowny finesse.
"Yo BITCHCLOWN! Shut the FUCK up!" said the angry man at the movie theatre.
BITCHCLOWN by Rod_and_Car June 30, 2009

Yarichin bitch club 

A yaoi where a "straight" boy(Touno) signs into a photography club not knowing that it is a sex club with boys who are a practically sex addicts. It's a little problematic and it only has 3 mangas and 2 animated episodes but it has a banging opening.
"Hey have you listened to the yarichin bitch club op yet?"

yarichin bitclub 

A kid friendly anime that you can watch with your family and friends. It’s about a kid getting transferred to a school and joining a photography club and the things he was to face :) it’s a cumming of age story that will leave you in tears it’s ~so~ good
Friend: Yo did u see yarichin bitclub

Other friend: YES! ONG I WAS CRYING IT WAS SO GOOD!!

bitchilibrium

When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.
*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*

Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!

*later*

Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.
bitchilibrium by hooshpartitions April 17, 2009

bitchcuz 

A secret term for someone you want to have anal sex with
You a bitchcuz
bitchcuz by Akrjebrnejr July 13, 2016
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