sheldon's definitions

Jokes

Something funny or awesome.

Like Cuttie has a fuckin' hawk, thats jokes man.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

shitcan

To shotgun an alcoholic beverage.

Jenny decided to shotgun the beer.

by Sheldon March 26, 2005

Dildo that slipped through the cracks

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

chuck it in

To place your penis inside a girls vagina.

Cuttie, you fucktwat of a fucking yawnay, like you chucked it into that neen.

by Sheldon January 26, 2004

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.

"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Wouldya

A question, asking if one would chuck it in the girl in question.

Sheldon - "Wouldya?"
Ang - "I dont even have a penis!! or do I?...."

by Sheldon January 26, 2004

Stink Finger

The smell associated with inserting your fingers in a woman's vagina.

I fingered Louise last night and got me stink finger

by Sheldon December 26, 2003