sheldon's definitions

internet boyfriend

A boyfriend that one keeps. The majority of interaction between the couple is done over MSN messenger.

See also internet girlfriend

Hey Matt, did you hear? Ang made me her internet boyfriend, and now she wants to inter-do me. With web-cams. By the way, can i borrow yours?

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

joke kick

A kick that isnt serious....its more like a joke......a joke kick

"It was a kick....a..a joke kick...."

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

shut'er down

shut'er down

The only option when you over heat the rotator crank on the secondary hydro pin bypass drive gear rig assembly and fry the bushings on the reverse recoil adapter plates.

"well of course you had to shut'er down you fucktwat. What other option did u have Earl? NON!! So GUN IT!!"

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

I would

The standard answer to the question wouldya?
It signifies the fact that one would chuck it in the girl in question.

Cuttie - "Hey, Sheldon... Wouldya?"
Sheldon - "No man"
Cuttie - "I would"
Sheldon - "Dude, she's a total neen!!"

by Sheldon January 26, 2004

chuck it in

To place your penis inside a girls vagina.

Cuttie, you fucktwat of a fucking yawnay, like you chucked it into that neen.

by Sheldon January 26, 2004

Wouldya

A question, asking if one would chuck it in the girl in question.

Sheldon - "Wouldya?"
Ang - "I dont even have a penis!! or do I?...."

by Sheldon January 26, 2004

b-rod

A terme used to describe a female. Not quite derogotory, however, it implies a strong lack of respect.

That Angie b-rod is one raging fucktwat.

by Sheldon January 25, 2004