Definitions by sheila in the car

non-event planner 

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........

Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.

non-event planner by sheila in the car October 17, 2010

turn in your man card 

instructional phrase (spoken in a manner which can only be termed as pure disgust)used by one male to another male who has clearly shown he has lost all vestige of manhood.....

When Carl was spotted purchasing a movie ticket to "Eat,Pray Love" ,his pal in line to see Jackie Chan starring as "Jackie Chan in The Jackie Chan Story" yelled out ,"Hey,dude, now you gotta turn in your man card"..........

turn in your man card by sheila in the car August 21, 2010

eat,drink,fart 

term which rivals "eat,pray,love" and is used to aptly describe a man's journey of discovery and quest for personal fulfillment........

The sequel to "eat,pray love" dealing with man's similar introspective journey for contentment is to be called eat,drink,fart.

eat,drink,fart by sheila in the car August 12, 2010

foxymoron 

Of greek origin, this not so contradictory term is universally used to describe a brainless babe.........

See Gisele Bundchen

It took Paul just one date to realize Tiffany was a foxymoron.

foxymoron by sheila in the car August 7, 2010

Il Douche 

As the Fascist leader Mussolini was known as Il Duce, the term "Il Douche" is used to describe the number one leader of douchebags(you know who you are) and/or all that is douchey............

Carl was bestowed with the name Il Douche as a result of his tendency to be a major d-bag.

Il Douche by sheila in the car July 21, 2010

letter "C" 

oft-used term on Sesame Street now used to describe a hunched over elderly person

Having assumed the position with her walker, my Aunt Sally walked into the casino as the letter "C"

letter "C" by sheila in the car July 19, 2010

excouplet 

term used to describe the close relationship which often develops between one's ex wives or ex girlfriends as both share a common bond of hatred.......

Paul's first and second wife became an excouplet immediately upon hearing of his third marriage to a twenty year old.

excouplet by sheila in the car June 15, 2010