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The term which best describes the financial disaster one faces when their adjustable rate mortgage (ARM) increases to the maximum rate.....
When Paul bought his first home he opted for an ARM.
However,when his rate skyrocketed as a result of the economic crisis he faced ARMageddon.
However,when his rate skyrocketed as a result of the economic crisis he faced ARMageddon.
by sheila in the car July 20, 2011
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After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..
by sheila in the car April 5, 2009
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As a speaker at the seminar and in response to a rogue question,Paul was required to puntificate....
by sheila in the car July 1, 2011
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When traveling out of state, Paul called upon his bardar to lead the group to the local watering hole, "Murphys".
by sheila in the car November 15, 2009
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4.)Kenny G concert
by sheila in the car May 8, 2009
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by sheila in the car July 21, 2010
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