shawn b.'s definitions

Bloop

The sound made when one farts in water.

Bloooooop bloop!
-Crap! I shouldn't have eaten those fish tacos!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

pajock

1. A word in the play Hamlet meaning, 'peacock'. Peacocks had a bad reputation in Shakespeare's day...

2. One who behaves in a disgustingly fickle manner, often without any warning and for no reason at all.

Polly is being a pajock today...

by Shawn B. December 6, 2003

what the ladies want

Okay, I'll enlighten you guys on this subject... here are some basic things that women want:
A- A man with a functioning brain, the ability to think with something else than his dick (or stomach), a decent job, the intelligence to bathe and groom himself and the capacity to be compassionate, caring, and empathetic without thinking this makes him a pussy.
B- Money. Hey, it makes the world go round!
C-Health, success in life, and a better role in society than a 'video ho' or some ditzy starlet who puts beauty over brains.

I hope I've cleared things up for you... It's not all that difficult to figure out. (hint: follow the golden rule)

by Shawn B. October 11, 2003

Drunk Budgie Ballet

See The Dance of the Drunken Parakeet for definition.

Every time I even look at her cage, Polly does the Drunk Budgie Ballet.

by Shawn B. December 6, 2003

Fruit Roll Up

Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.

I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

dead jellyfish

An ugly bra found in stores; usually found in sizes 36DDD and up.

The fat girl in my gym class gets stuck wearing dead jellyfish, while the thinner girls wear normal bras.

by Shawn B. April 8, 2003

Juxtapositioning Script

Good taste in Pokemon...whoever they are

by Shawn B. September 12, 2003