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Clay Holmes 

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.
For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.
Clay Holmes by Shad November 22, 2021

Shadow One 

A new rap name created by a young man named Mel from Detroit, MI. Shadow One refers to one God in a man's life. In his life, there are two men within him, good and evil, but the reality is that there is still only one Shadow. Shadow One TM is an upcoming rapper hoping to make it big in the music business. He's also on WKUF-LP FM 94.3 in Flint, MI. shadowone.wkuf.org
Shadow One is a new and upcoming rapper from Detroit.
Shadow One by Shad January 31, 2005
An alternate successor to pwned.

An alternative to soccer mom'd
I think my asshole collapsed!!!

PRANED!!!!!!!!1111123948235798670
praned by shad June 25, 2004
Restaurant slang (kitchen). A request by a line cook to the expeditor (controller of the orders) about the total amount of orders for specific items.
Chef, I need an "all day" on filet mignons.
all day by Shad June 20, 2004
Kitchen slang, means that an order should be put out to the customer.
Pick up ticket #57
pick up by Shad June 20, 2004
Kitchen slang. To cook a certain menu item, mostly something that may take a while to cook. It means the order is going "down" or "order in"
"I need a drop on two well done sirloins"
drop by Shad June 20, 2004

cherry slurpee

1) Vaginal sex with a bitch on her period and making her suck the blood off your cock after you have had your way with her.

2) Punch a ho in the mouth, preferably knocking out a couple of teeth, and make her blow you while she is bleeding from the mouth.
1) Hello slut. Let me take you out tonight for a cherry slurpee.
cherry slurpee by Shad May 10, 2004