sgt. roy batty's definitions

Loge Log

Also known as a Loger, Loge Log is defecation in a Urinal. The lesser known companion piece to the Upper Decker.

Keaney left a Loge Log that stunk so bad they had to close the whole second floor.

by sgt. roy batty April 26, 2023

Shitter's Dilemma

Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.

My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.

"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1

by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021

Shitter's Dilemma

Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.

My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.

"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1

by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021

Clown Def

A small but enthusiastic sub-set of kinky sex culture that enjoys pornographic material depicting people dressed as clowns defecating often but not always in a public setting.

Davis is a complete freak. He's even into clown def films.

by sgt. roy batty September 6, 2019

Minturnal Review

Compulsively masturbating in the bathroom at work.

1) Gene has been giving the latest issue of SWANK the Minturnal Review for over 45 minutes.
2) This is an interesting proposal I will give it a Minturnal Review this afternoon.

by sgt. roy batty September 10, 2016

Domino's Surprise

The act of defecating in a pizza box then delivering it to an unsuspecting victim's doorstep. The box may or may not also contain actual pizza. Invented as a vengeance prank at Ohio University in Athens, Ohio circa 1986.

You should have seen the look on her face when she got the Domino's Surprise.

by sgt. roy batty January 17, 2014