walk like Gumby

to be fucked so much that you walk with your legs spread.
Customer: Excuse me, sir, where is the peanut butter?

Crazy Tommy: Holy Fuck, Lady! You walk like Gumby.
by sextoaster December 17, 2004
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Captain Cheap

Any character in a video game whos characteristics give it an unfair advantage over other players.
Bread King: I can't beat the final boss in Street Fighter vs. Taboo. He's Captain Cheap!
by sextoaster December 13, 2004
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Sharp piece of glass

Glass, or ghetto ice broken up into much smaller pieces. Can lead to cuts and internal injuries if mishandled.
Customer: Excuse me sir, what's the suprise in the kid's meal?
Dave Diamond: Sharp piece of glass.
by sextoaster December 12, 2004
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White Castle

1. Fast food restaraunt which sells hamburgers.

2. Fast food restaraunt which sells drugs.

3. Place to leave annoying people at late hours, in bad neighborhoods.
Family Guy: Russell! Where have you been?! You should have been here hours ago!

Russell: I was at White Castle.

Family Guy: Were you buying hamburgers or were you buying dope?

Russell: Neither, they left me in Patterson, NJ, at 2:15 am.

Family Guy: Why?

Russell: Cause I'm a nerd.

Bob: Write up.
by sextoaster December 17, 2004
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Shop Rite

Chain of supermarkets in New Jersey. Third largest employer in the state.
Employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, bitches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. Know for being cheap as hell, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.
Shop Rite -If its a bad idea, we do it first!

Holy Shit! Its snowing! Lets go to the Shop Rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an asshole!
by sextoaster January 25, 2005
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Busted by the bum

The situation where sexual relations in an automobile are interupted by a homeless person asking for money.
Diaz: What's wrong, Giringo?
Dave Diamond: No sexo, I got busted by the bum!
by sextoaster December 12, 2004
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Vishal's car

1. Vishal's green, 1990 Honda Accord.

2. A sentence that is said over and over again, adding new parts as it goes along. Never gets old.
Chris and Joe went on a beer run and they hit Vishal's car.
by sextoaster February 07, 2005
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