seth's definitions

Mong

One who is sexy and derives income from the earnings of a prostitute usually by soliciting business.

"Dang! that girl just got monged."
"Man.. you sure are mongin' today"

by Seth February 9, 2005

Barney

The security guard that led half-life on its way to the top.

CS lives because of Barney.

by Seth August 4, 2004

bernt

An exclamation of any type of feeling, or used to describe things that have been burned.

That guy just bernt rubber. OR Bernt!

by Seth October 29, 2003

Yar

Toans "word"

Yar. I hear that!

by Seth January 30, 2004

zurbatz

A Zurbatz is a modern day word for "child" or "infant", especially if ill-tempered.

Any human being between the ages of 0 and 6 years is classified as a zurbatz.

Plural: Zurbatz OR Zurbatzes OR Zurbatzions (zur-bats-i-uns)

"Oh god, somebody shut that screaming zurbatz up right this minute!!!"

"If I even have to sit next to a zurbatz on the plane, I will lose it"

"Zurbatzes are the devil!"

by Seth April 8, 2004

teledildonics

computer-mediated sexual interaction between the
{VR} presences of two humans. This practice is not yet possible except
in the rather limited form of erotic conversation on {MUD}s and the
like. The term, however, is widely recognized in the VR community as a
{ha ha only serious} projection of things to come.

connect to my teledildonics server now biatch!

by Seth July 6, 2003

monte vista

high school in danville where the girls are drunken whores, and the guys think they're black. or in the case of a certain engyptian (moneir), you are convinced you are black.

fuck ya biznitch, i goizzle to monte vistizzle

by Seth January 26, 2005