Definitions by secret agent man
Skeezer
Have you noticed, on the Olympic Soccer Team, none of the women are skeezers? I think I detect a plan here.
Skeezer by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
stoner
A consummate professional at the art of getting stoned. Generally still works a kiddie job like pizza delivery; may or may not still live with parents.
I saw this line of stoners outside the ticket office, and I was like, what?! Then I realized they were selling Phish tickets.
stoner by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
disneyfication
To censor or bar so that the entire world is safe for a 3 year old to walk into at any time; to prohibit all adult activities; to censor with the aim of 'protecting families'.
They got rid of all the adult book stores as part of their plan for the disneyfication of down town.
disneyfication by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
on blocks
Taken from the practice of leaving a car which has been thoroughly stripped up on concrete blocks. Something is said to be 'on blocks' when one comes back and finds it has been ransacked thoroughly.
I told you not to let anyone in--now my whole room's up on blocks!
Wait til Oscar gets back and finds his DVD collection up on blocks . . .
Wait til Oscar gets back and finds his DVD collection up on blocks . . .
on blocks by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
baker's shitload
A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload
baker's shitload by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
trailer ho
Low income female, generally living in impoverished conditions (though not necessarily a trailer) whose welfare system includes governmental sources as well as various menfolk seen in the residence at odd hours.
That new chick in the apartment next door? She's got to be a trailer ho. She has like five kids and there's at least that many daddies I see over there all the time.
trailer ho by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
hose
hose by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003