32 definitions by secret agent man
Unidentified Flying Object. Originally a catchall term for anything flying that could not be identified by Civil Air Patrol observers during World War 2. Since then, taken over by lunatics that believe that for some reason, advanced alien civilizations have come to earth, are studying our assholes, and make contact with Roscoe and Billy Bob near their moonshine still in West Virginia. See buy a fucking vowel.
by secret agent man September 19, 2003
Taken from the practice of leaving a car which has been thoroughly stripped up on concrete blocks. Something is said to be 'on blocks' when one comes back and finds it has been ransacked thoroughly.
I told you not to let anyone in--now my whole room's up on blocks!
Wait til Oscar gets back and finds his DVD collection up on blocks . . .
Wait til Oscar gets back and finds his DVD collection up on blocks . . .
by secret agent man September 18, 2003
by secret agent man September 18, 2003
In U.S. Marine jargon, a comparative indicating that something is worthless. In more polite company, see hill of beans.
by secret agent man September 19, 2003
Taken from electronic devices, which can operate in one or more 'modes' and thereby restrict their possible actions to a few options. Applied to humans, this usually is used as a suffix indicating 1. their normal thinking and reasoning abilities have been overridden by something they're 'hung up' on; or 2. their normal drives and ambitions have been replaced by a possibly irrational desire for some particular thing.
I tried talking to him about science, but he just went into Religious Wacko mode and started spouting scripture.
Watch out, those two are in geek mode.
No, I don't want a burger, I'm in burrito mode.
Watch out, those two are in geek mode.
No, I don't want a burger, I'm in burrito mode.
by secret agent man September 17, 2003
Based on the 70's amateur 'talent' show, the Gong Show. Applied to entertainment, it means cheesy and out of control, OR completely ruined through the good intentions of amateurs.
They had three bands scheduled, but the first one was the total gong show, so almost everyone left.
What the--? I thought this was supposed to be a presidential address, and I get the gong show?
What the--? I thought this was supposed to be a presidential address, and I get the gong show?
by secret agent man September 18, 2003
In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.
by secret agent man September 17, 2003