egosurf

To search the internet for mentions of oneself.

Person A:Where's Janelle?
Person B:Off egosurfing the porn sites.

by Sean September 25, 2003

sh-art

When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out much like. Used in the movie along came polly.

We got to go I just sharted.

by Sean February 23, 2005

mellorine

1: Non-dairy alternative to ice cream, wherein other fats are used instead of milk fat. It can be made out of both animal fat and vegetable fat. It has a sweat and delicate taste, just like a fine woman. At least that's what Sanji thinks.
2: An interjection often used in the sight of pure beauty that would be sweet to the taste if it was a food.

1: This mellorine tastes exquisite, just like my Nami-Swan~
2: Mellorine! You're so lovely, Robin-Scwan~

by Sean June 27, 2007

TBS

Acronym for "To Be Stopped." You use this when you are referring to something that needs to be eliminated from society.

Man, Jay-Z really needs TBS. I can't stand looking at his big flappy face.

by Sean February 14, 2005

cum shot

When you have an orgasim and you cum and it shoots all over the place.

When she took my dick out of her mouth and started jacking it off i blew my load all over her face and past it.

by Sean February 23, 2005

shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

by Sean February 16, 2005

gouche

the area between the genitalia and the anus.

I punched him hard in the gouche

by sean November 19, 2003