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old warthog

Ref: Literary. "Revelation" by Flanner O' Connor.

The insultingest insult ever!
"Go back to hell where you came from, you old warthog."
by SeaBat June 12, 2006
mugGet the old warthogmug.

mining green gold

(Adj.)
Picking your nose and often, by association, the eating of that found therein.
"Little kids are notorious for mining green gold."
by SeaBat June 12, 2006
mugGet the mining green goldmug.

rose hole

The worst euphemism ever for "asshole".

First emerged circa 1995 in an erotica novel entitled "Fairy Tale Stories for GrownUps," and has made intermittent guest appearances in other coy, female-penned soft-porn literature since that time.
Cinderella, wearing only glass ho heels, begged the Prince to sock it to her rose hole.
by SeaBat June 12, 2006
mugGet the rose holemug.

space pants

Pants that make one's ass look out of this world.
"Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world."
by SeaBat June 12, 2006
mugGet the space pantsmug.

spur posse

A group of jockish, high school ass hats who came to notoriety in the early 1990s for use of a "point system" to publicize the number of girls they had sex with.
The controversy was in the fact that half the girls counted were either raped or otherwise sexually violated in some way by the group.
A common scenario was the "spur posse" would descend upon lone individuals and let the group animal go nutz.
The spur posse enjoyed giving each other long, lingering blowjobs in the rec center locker room. And raping people.
by SeaBat June 12, 2006
mugGet the spur possemug.

Fix yo' weave

1) An observation: said to someone who is getting all up in your face over some trivial matter.

2) An exclamation: used to indicate someone is offending your sensibilities, or mightily trying your patience.

3) A warning: said to indicate that someone is pushing an issue to uncomfortable limits to which you do not want to "go", and to invite them to know their place.

Particularily amusing when said to men with short or no hair, for the incongruity of it all.

Often suffixed with "bitch", to top it off nicely.
"You've been on my ass all day about this. Time to fix yo' weave, bitch!"
by SeaBat June 11, 2006
mugGet the Fix yo' weavemug.

go time

When the time has arrived to undertake a task (often unseemly, difficult, or requiring courage), at which point there is no going back.
MacBeth screwed his courage to the sticking point and approached Duncan's sleeping form, his dagger poised for the killing blow. It was go time!
by SeaBat June 11, 2006
mugGet the go timemug.

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