Snoogie Bug

A Vagina, including all related anatomic structures such as the clitoris, pubic hair and labia.

John came so much that Jane was picking crusties off of her Snoogie Bug for a month.

by Scut Monkey August 08, 2009

saxaphone penis

(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.

The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

Sperm Count Dracula

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

by scut monkey August 08, 2009

aight

(n.) the number following seben in Ebonic mathmatics

Jefferson scored a fitty aight on his I.Q. test but thanks to affirmative action still got into Harvard.

by scut monkey August 08, 2009

Bored of the Rings

What happens to you after watching a certain movie trilogy one too many times.

Sir Ian can blow it out his ass. I am now Bored of the Rings.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

Phantom uh da Oprah

silent but deadly fart from the ass of an obese black woman

Lawdy lawdy, Miss Scarlet, ah dun know nuthin bout birthin no babies, but ah does know y'all best open da winda cause I jest squeezed out one dem phantom uh da oprah an...........whoooo wheee, dat smell mo dan when ma ol' man come home aw liquored up lass friday night an shit in da bed.

by scut monkey August 08, 2009