scratch dj's definitions

patriots

A douche of a team. They think they're the best, but they can't win them all!

At one time, the Patriots had the longest win streak in the NFL. On Halloween night 2004, the Pittsburgh Steelers shut them down killing their streak at 21.

by Scratch DJ January 24, 2005

douche

To clean out the vagina.

Sometimes the puss just needs a little Spring cleaning!

by Scratch DJ January 26, 2005

papaya

1. A kind of fruit.

2. Chinese word for penis.

Dude, you got a small papaya.

by Scratch DJ February 4, 2005

fruit cup

A CONDOM. This word is created with the Chinese word for penis which is "papaya", and the American meaning of the word which is a kind of fruit. Since you put papayas in fruit cups, it would be like putting your penis or "papaya" in somthing. The penis is the fruit and the condom is the cup. And that's how "fruit cup" was born.

Use a fruit cup to prevent STD's.

by Scratch DJ February 4, 2005

sm

Abv. for Sales Mark.

The logo has a SM at the right.

by Scratch DJ February 4, 2005

YOU'RE FIRED

Said when you're no longer needed at a job and to be fired. Also what Donald trump AKA the trumpster says on the new hit reality show 'The apprentice."

"Omerosa, you're fired!"

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

pound

Several definitions:
1.Unit of weight
2.Money in England
3.To hit fists with your home dawgs
4.To have sex
5.To punch or beat someone up

Here's a little story:

One day, Bill wanted to pound his girlfriend, but she was a hoe and wanted 50 pounds to do it. Bill went to the hood and met Henry and pounded fists with him. His fist, may I add weighed about one pound. Bill asked Henry to lend him 50 pounds so he could pound his girlfriend or Bill would pound Henry and send him to the hospital. Henry gave Bill the 50 pounds.

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004