scott trowbridge's definitions

Squid

To move across the ground with one's back to the ground, hands behind you, and legs in front.

Ex 1.
Treasure hunter1: so here's the tree, what does the map say now?
Treasure hunter2: okay, squid 20 paces northwest.

Ex. 2.
Glenda: why are you squidding around the house like that? You are so weird.
Scott: I dont know, got bored of walking.

by Scott Trowbridge July 8, 2006

half assedly

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.

I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

plummering

When a guy's butt crack is visible when he bends over. Related to the term plummer's crack. Apparently many plummers butt cracks have been visible while working in client's homes.

Man1: Dude, cover that up!
Man2: what?
Man1: your ass crack, you're plummering something fierce.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

smurfed

Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."

Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

double backed monster

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.

Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

joe schmo

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.

I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

ivoryonics

n. a dialect of English spoken by rural southern caucasians. Actually quite closely related to Ebonics.

Ivoryonics.
Server: Y'awnt sum vittles? Hah'bout sumpin ta wet-cher-wissle?
Patron: Ah rekkin all git uh coldbeer and some tots, y'a dont mind.

Translation to English.
Server: Do you want something to eat? What about something to drink?
Patron: I suppose I will have a beer and some hash-browns, if that is alright.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006