Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.
by scott trowbridge June 09, 2006
by scott trowbridge June 09, 2006
9 times out of 10 a misleading statement indicating that someone lives in Maryland or Virgina NEAR Washington, DC People say this to get street cred.
Person1: Yeah, I live in DC.
Person2: Which quad?
person1: Oh, well . . I really live in Alexandria.
Person2: I live in North East, so I guess I can kick your ass.
Person1: Yeah, I guess so.
Person2: Which quad?
person1: Oh, well . . I really live in Alexandria.
Person2: I live in North East, so I guess I can kick your ass.
Person1: Yeah, I guess so.
by Scott Trowbridge July 08, 2006
N. pronounced like hovels.
The fanatic minions who worship the University of Tennessee football team. Etmy. Derived from the ritual chant often heard emanating from the mouths of the UT Volunteer fans "Go Vols!" 'Vols' of course being short for Volunteers, which is far too many syllables for the average govol. Govols can be detected by their orange paraphernalia, drunken state, lack of respect for humanity, and generally obesity. Govols should be considered marginally dangerous after UT looses, but unless you are in some way crippled you can easily outrun a govol.
The fanatic minions who worship the University of Tennessee football team. Etmy. Derived from the ritual chant often heard emanating from the mouths of the UT Volunteer fans "Go Vols!" 'Vols' of course being short for Volunteers, which is far too many syllables for the average govol. Govols can be detected by their orange paraphernalia, drunken state, lack of respect for humanity, and generally obesity. Govols should be considered marginally dangerous after UT looses, but unless you are in some way crippled you can easily outrun a govol.
Human: Holy crap!, There are giant oranges rolling down the street.
Knoxville, TN resident: No dont worry, there is a football game today, that's just a herd of govols.
Knoxville, TN resident: No dont worry, there is a football game today, that's just a herd of govols.
by Scott Trowbridge July 08, 2006
The loluminati (etym. plural of Latin loluminatus, "Laugh-out-loud-enlightened") is an elite group of powerful comedians that seek to control the world’s supply of humor. They originally formed as a splinter group from the Bavarian “Illuminati”, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded in 1776, which was dedicated to the systematic and stealthy conquest of nations, one by one, and ultimately the entire world. The loluminati parted ways with the illuminati over the issue of the best way to ensure a harmonious enlightened society; with the later advocating political power and the former humor, absurdity, and basic silliness.
The loluminati have been particularly successful in orchestrating free speech activities throughout history, mainly aimed at ensuring that their hordes of caricaturists and other political comedians could thrive. While most loluminati activities have been generally regarded as positive by most of society, the group remains elite and secretive and occasionally supports what some describe as unseemly or even dark humor; some examples being - boy-bands, the election of George W. Bush, and soap operas.
The loluminati have been particularly successful in orchestrating free speech activities throughout history, mainly aimed at ensuring that their hordes of caricaturists and other political comedians could thrive. While most loluminati activities have been generally regarded as positive by most of society, the group remains elite and secretive and occasionally supports what some describe as unseemly or even dark humor; some examples being - boy-bands, the election of George W. Bush, and soap operas.
by Scott Trowbridge August 05, 2008
Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."
Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.
by scott trowbridge July 08, 2006
adj. reminiscent of pro wrestlers. Can describe a variety of attributes such as voice, hair, body type, mullet, or apparel.
Person1: dude, check out this awesome new haircut; business in front party in back!!
person2: Bad Ass dude, that mullet is pro wrestler-esque.
person2: Bad Ass dude, that mullet is pro wrestler-esque.
by scott trowbridge July 09, 2006