loluminati 

The loluminati (etym. plural of Latin loluminatus, "Laugh-out-loud-enlightened") is an elite group of powerful comedians that seek to control the world’s supply of humor. They originally formed as a splinter group from the Bavarian “Illuminati”, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded in 1776, which was dedicated to the systematic and stealthy conquest of nations, one by one, and ultimately the entire world. The loluminati parted ways with the illuminati over the issue of the best way to ensure a harmonious enlightened society; with the later advocating political power and the former humor, absurdity, and basic silliness.

The loluminati have been particularly successful in orchestrating free speech activities throughout history, mainly aimed at ensuring that their hordes of caricaturists and other political comedians could thrive. While most loluminati activities have been generally regarded as positive by most of society, the group remains elite and secretive and occasionally supports what some describe as unseemly or even dark humor; some examples being - boy-bands, the election of George W. Bush, and soap operas.

-Man, how did that guy get famous?
-I don't know. I suspect the loluminati.

loluminati by Scott Trowbridge September 29, 2008

Loominati 

Illuminati can be shortened to Loominati for humour purposes.

We all know Loominati governs everything but we deny it because we're programmed so.

Loominati by Awkwardestinyboy July 5, 2016

Loomination 

Complete destruction of an individuals respect and integrity brought about through contradiction and a general lack of understanding eg: On the boards recently Tony was totally Loominated by nobody but himself.

Tony has been Loominated

Loomination by Tony "sonned" Loomin September 28, 2004

llluminati 

Secret organization hidden from the world
(Look at the back of a dollar bill it will have a triangle with a eye in it)

llluminati What is it

llluminati by gml_mc May 15, 2015

Loominati 

Illuminati can be shortened to Loominati for humour purposes.

We all know Loominati governs everything but we deny it because we're programmed so.

Loominati by Awkwardestinyboy July 5, 2016