scott anderson's definitions

Swanker

A person with warty genitallion

Dave has anal warts therefore he is a swanker.

by scott anderson January 7, 2004

bastoconut

A coconut without a father

Dave was a fake coconut therefore he is a bastoconut

by scott anderson January 7, 2004

television

A complicated device that is used to brodcast propaganda to all children of a small stature and young unscathed minds. Also used to rot and/or melt older more advanced persons minds to a point of oozing out of the nose area.

Bob, the 22 year old man, was watching television as his brain started to run out of his nose.
Johny joined the voted for Ralph Nater as his mind was taken over by the green party's evil, sinister propaganda comercial scam.

by Scott Anderson December 30, 2003

chork

A cross between chicken and pork. usually unidentifiable as to whether pork or chicken is the dominant meat in a particular piece of chork.

Chork is usually served on tuesdays with the cheapass fajitas, when the lunch ladies are to lazy to fix us a proper meal.

by Scott Anderson December 29, 2003

bizznatch

bitch with an extra "zzna" added

Fo shizzle my nizzle off da hizzay bizznatch

by Scott Anderson December 29, 2003

Bastrate

testicle without a Father

Edna had a sex change, therefor she had fake testicles making them bastrates.

by scott anderson January 7, 2004

Wenis

Elbow skin

Sam works hard and is constantly scraping his elbows. Sam has some very scared wenises.

by scott anderson January 7, 2004