scott's definitions

schizabootal

seperating your nuts from your leg

damn yo, distract these females, i gotta schizabootal real quick, the sabre-tooth crotch critters are gnawling on my buffalo-sack and my leg.

by Scott October 17, 2003

egyptian goggles

Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.

We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.

by Scott November 13, 2003

Hysteria

noun, but can be used as an adjective; extreme outrageousness, or being beyond awesome

That party last night was hysteria man.

by Scott November 1, 2004

pistromi

pistromi is something that is cool.
"yo dude that was pistromi"

"yo dude that was pistromi"

by scott May 13, 2005

pocket rocket

1)a yoyo
2)a small vibrator
3)a small back packing stove

1)i was playin with my pocket rocket all day yesterday

2)i was playin with my pocket rocket all day yesterday

3)i used my pocket rocket to cook dinner last night on the hike

by scott January 3, 2004

kikaider

the greatest android show eva!!

kikaider is on at midnight mon-thur

by scott June 26, 2003

Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

by Scott September 26, 2003