wonk

To hit someone on the head, but in a non-hostile more childish fashion.

The boy got wonked on the head by his girlfriend for saying pussy.

by Scott August 27, 2004

copulateology

The study of all things having to do with the fashion in which Man copulates.

"I can't believe you used the word copulateology!"

"/I/ can't believe you said it was a word!"

by Scott September 01, 2003

Sorostitute

A member of a sorority, usually from Long Island or Westchester County (or Bethesda, or Fairfax, or....) who drives a big SUV, talks loudly on her cell phone all the time about the stupidest things, wears sex pants (which come off ever Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights at (add greek letters) fraternity. Shouldn't really be in college.

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a sorostitute in her land rover pulled out of her sorority house and hit me because she was talking on her cell phone, on the way back to Long Island.

by Scott September 27, 2003

gu

A person who is both smart at things he wants to learn, but needs to take a break once in a while.

Hey Gu, Stop getting A's!

To Gu or Not to Gu, that is the question.

by Scott October 27, 2003

gonisyphiherpilades

A combo of STD's that slutty girls have.

Dude: "Hey you should hook up with her"
Dude 2: "Hell no! That dirty bitch has gonisyphiherpilades.

by Scott January 09, 2005

dirty onion ring

see anus

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.

by Scott January 09, 2004

stitches

A jacket or coat in ebonics

"Dude, go put your stitches on the rack!"

by scott January 23, 2003