slanty snatch

The vagina of an asian woman. Especially a chinese woman.

Her slanty snatch looked normal to all other chinese people because their eyes are slanted in the opposite direction.

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

glasscock

1. A phalis made of glass.
2. A rooster made of glass.
3. A road in Mission, TX.

1. That glasscock was ribbed for added pleasure.

- or -

1. That trophy being kissed by that woman may look like a glasscock, but it is not.

2. My grandmother had numerous glasscocks on display in her curio cabinet when I was a child.

3. Damn, Glasscock Road is a long road. We should find out more about it at www.mintred.com/article/122/ .

by scorpionmintred May 16, 2007

foot snow

For some reason, women have invented a rediculous notion! They think that scraping their feet with a sand-paper like paddle to remove dead skin is a good idea.

In actuality, unless you have a giant foot fetish, it is the most disgusting noise you have ever heard, and it leaves a giant pile of dead skin scrapings all over your stuff.

Someone with a foot fetish may enjoy snorting this residue as if it were cocaine.

Amanda, get that foot snow the hell away from me!

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003