scorpionmintred's definitions

foot snow

For some reason, women have invented a rediculous notion! They think that scraping their feet with a sand-paper like paddle to remove dead skin is a good idea.

In actuality, unless you have a giant foot fetish, it is the most disgusting noise you have ever heard, and it leaves a giant pile of dead skin scrapings all over your stuff.

Someone with a foot fetish may enjoy snorting this residue as if it were cocaine.

Amanda, get that foot snow the hell away from me!

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

glasscock

1. A phalis made of glass.
2. A rooster made of glass.
3. A road in Mission, TX.

1. That glasscock was ribbed for added pleasure.

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1. That trophy being kissed by that woman may look like a glasscock, but it is not.

2. My grandmother had numerous glasscocks on display in her curio cabinet when I was a child.

3. Damn, Glasscock Road is a long road. We should find out more about it at www.mintred.com/article/122/ .

by scorpionmintred May 16, 2007

poor man's menses

1. When a man is a fiend for having sex whilst the woman is on the rag, but cannot find himself a menstruating woman, he secretly squirts ketchup into the woman's vaginal canal before sex.

2. When a man's girlfriend is not on the pill, and he wants to cum inside her when she isn't actually on the rag. He secretly squirts ketchup inside her vaginal canal whilst she sleeps so she wakes up thinking she has her period.

Woman: "My entire reproductive tract is ruined from poor man's menses".

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Woman: "I don't know how I keep getting pregnant while I'm on the rag!"
Man: "Maybe it's all the poor man's menses I've been squirting inside you?"

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Abortionist: "What the hell is that??"
Woman: "Poor man's menses and a week-old fetus?"

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OBGYN: "What the hell is that?"
Woman: "I don't know, but it goes great with french fries!"

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OBGYN: "Damn, this goes well with french fries!"

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003