A superhero born in North Pussyville, descended from the clan of Wettingwetwet.
Superpowers include: Hiding, Becoming Erect (similar to Penis Power), Pussy Gushing.
Nemises include: Confused Virgin, Angry Lesbian, and Africa.
Superfriends include: Loose Labia, Generous G-Spot, Vindictive Vulva, Vivacious Vibrator.
Favorite movies: Can't watch movies at cause of being stuffed in underpants all day.
Least favorite smell: Itself, when not washed for long periods of time.
Lease favorite crust: Dried menses.
Superpowers include: Hiding, Becoming Erect (similar to Penis Power), Pussy Gushing.
Nemises include: Confused Virgin, Angry Lesbian, and Africa.
Superfriends include: Loose Labia, Generous G-Spot, Vindictive Vulva, Vivacious Vibrator.
Favorite movies: Can't watch movies at cause of being stuffed in underpants all day.
Least favorite smell: Itself, when not washed for long periods of time.
Lease favorite crust: Dried menses.
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
1. (n.) A man who presumably flew planes in a fine manner in World War One.
2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.
3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.
The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.
3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.
The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
"The Red Baron shot down a bunch of planes once. It is very 'urban' of me to define this term in a serious fashion. I will now ride the subway and watch the History Channel."
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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."
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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."
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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."
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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."
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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."
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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."
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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
by scorpionmintred February 12, 2007
The act of ejaculating on a woman's face -- via either wild masturbation or a priceless blow job -- and then using your cock to rub jism around the woman's eye as if applying eyeliner.
The woman is then ready for a fanstastic night on the town! All that remains is for you to put on her dirty sanchez disguise!
The woman is then ready for a fanstastic night on the town! All that remains is for you to put on her dirty sanchez disguise!
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.
Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.
2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.
This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.
Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.
2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.
This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.
Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.
Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?
Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.
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Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.
Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!
Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::
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Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!
Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.
Doctor: By god she's fat.
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French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!
Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::
Soufflé: ::collapses::
French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!
Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!
Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?
Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.
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Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.
Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!
Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::
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Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!
Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.
Doctor: By god she's fat.
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French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!
Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::
Soufflé: ::collapses::
French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!
Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!
by scorpionmintred March 18, 2010
When a man cannot wait to place his erect penis in a woman's bum, and so hastens around sticking his penis in any asses he can find. Possibly he would even pirate a man's ass in his haste. Very bad news to be standing in front of such a pirate in line for, say, groceries.
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
When you put corn in a woman's vagina and grind it as with a mortar and pestle, except in this case it is her pussy and your cock.
You must be wary that corn doesn't get wedged around the head of your penis as it does in your teeth after you eat it.
By going down on your woman afterwards, it gives a whole new meaning to "creamed corn".
You must be wary that corn doesn't get wedged around the head of your penis as it does in your teeth after you eat it.
By going down on your woman afterwards, it gives a whole new meaning to "creamed corn".
Little did anyone at the thanksgiving table know, but the creamed corn was made by grinding the corn in my girlfriend's twat just earlier.
by scorpionmintred August 16, 2004
1. The feces a monkey exudes.
2. The feces your mom exudes.
3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.
2. The feces your mom exudes.
3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.
Boss: "You should work overtime this weekend."
Worker: {Poops in underwear.}
Boss: "What is that smell?"
Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You."
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Man: "Give me head now, woman!"
Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian."
Man: {Poops his bed.}
Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?"
Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head."
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Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?"
Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?"
Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes."
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Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?"
Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole."
Worker: {Poops in underwear.}
Boss: "What is that smell?"
Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You."
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Man: "Give me head now, woman!"
Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian."
Man: {Poops his bed.}
Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?"
Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head."
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Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?"
Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?"
Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes."
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Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?"
Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole."
by scorpionmintred December 31, 2003