bull paki

A large male Pakistani with enormous balls and horns on his head.

Salima went looking for love, and found it with Ahmed, a very well endowed bull paki.

by scodder April 04, 2010

dropping the cosby kids off in hell

Dropping the cosby kids off in hell means taking a crap in the campfire.

Not a very popular activity.

When Fred squatted over the fire and began dropping the cosby kids off in hell, he burned his chode.

He got no sympathy.

by scodder June 17, 2010

gooch cheese

Gooch cheese is the delicious sludge that drips from a sweaty grundle.

Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.

by scodder July 21, 2010

hometrosexual

A hometrosexual is a gay guy dressing like a straight guy trying to dress like a gay guy.

Very stylin'!

With his gold pants, white fur coat, and pink sequined shoes, Gary looked like a complete hometrosexual.

He was a total boi magnet!

by scodder May 02, 2010

monkey job

A monkey job means swinging from a bar and screaming loudly while giving a blowjob.

Very refreshing.

Cindy was much loved around the frat for her ability to give a fantastic monkey job.

by scodder April 29, 2010

spawntaneous

Being spawntaneous means being ready to spawn (have sex) at any time.

After they'd had sex on the ferris wheel, Ricky looked at Betty through dewy love-filled eyes, and burbled, "I wuv you! You're so spawntaneous!"

In response, Betty began stroking his manhood for another go-round.

by scodder May 01, 2010

monkey rape

Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.

Can be quite noisy.

Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.

But they never got used to the screaming.

by scodder May 06, 2010