scodder's definitions

fuckabilly

A fuckabilly is a hillbilly who has lots of sex, usually with relatives.

Festus was in a four-way with his uncle, his sister, and his grandma.

"You're such a fuckabilly!" said his sister, sucking his monstrous willy.

by scodder May 28, 2010

brown avalanche

A brown avalanche is the fecal equivalent of a golden shower.

Hank gave Cecilia $50 for a brown avalanche.

She climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money's worth.

by scodder June 4, 2010

masterful bation

Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.

When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.

They were wed soon after.

by scodder May 9, 2010

masturfellation

Masturfellation means whacking someone off while giving them head.

Alonso: How was your date with Sofia?

Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.

Alonso: Atta boy!

by scodder November 9, 2012

roadkill sandwich

A roadkill sandwich is lettuce, mayo, Wonder Bread and roadkill of your choice.

It's surprisingly delicious.

After running over the rotting possum, Uncle Frank made a luscious roadkill sandwich.

by scodder April 5, 2010

spawntaneous

Being spawntaneous means being ready to spawn (have sex) at any time.

After they'd had sex on the ferris wheel, Ricky looked at Betty through dewy love-filled eyes, and burbled, "I wuv you! You're so spawntaneous!"

In response, Betty began stroking his manhood for another go-round.

by scodder May 1, 2010

minge cringe

Minge cringe is the pathological fear of poontang.

Danny's date was going fine until Edie's pants came off and, overcome by minge cringe, he ran screaming from the room.

by scodder April 22, 2010