While giving your gal some hot butt action, dip your forefinger into a jar of nacho cheese, paint a curlicued Mexican mustache on her upper lip, and yell, "Ole!"
That's a dirty sancheese.
Very classy.
That's a dirty sancheese.
Very classy.
Ben gave Amanda a dirty sancheese last weekend.
I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
by scodder March 03, 2014
Get the dirty sancheese mug.Dirk dressed his rat in tight red silk pants and headed out.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
by scodder May 22, 2010
Get the rat pants mug.Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.
Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
by scodder June 01, 2010
Get the roast monkey nuts mug.A hammo is a hot chick who has cheek pouches like a hamster, so she can give blowjobs to two guys at once.
Cindy, an accomplished hammo, had one guy in each cheek pouch so she thought she'd try for a third.
She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
by scodder May 21, 2010
Get the hammo mug."I just love your poon," said Tyler in his inside voice.
"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.
"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.
by scodder June 11, 2010
Get the inside voice mug.Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
by scodder March 23, 2013
Get the ped o'bear mug.Rebate means to masturbate again.
Pete knocked on the bathroom door, saying, "Hey Fred, we're playing softball, what are you doing in there?"
"I'm having a rebate," said Fred, "I'll be right out."
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"I'm having a rebate," said Fred, "I'll be right out."
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by scodder July 18, 2010
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