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Mayor McChode was so stinky that none of the other burgerland characters except The Turdburglar would go near him.
by scodder April 28, 2010
Get the Mayor McChode mug.A fireworks monkey is a monkey tied to a large fireworks rocket.
The screeching on the way up is amazing.
On the way down - not so much.
The screeching on the way up is amazing.
On the way down - not so much.
The kids at the 4th of July picnic eagerly lined up to watch the fireworks monkey show.
They were not disappointed.
They were not disappointed.
by scodder June 5, 2010
Get the fireworks monkey mug.The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".
"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
by scodder April 30, 2010
Get the Carlos the Jacker mug."Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
by scodder June 6, 2010
Get the did you screw my duck mug.A rainbow trout is a trouser trout that has been painted in the rainbow colors of the gay pride movement.
Very festive.
Very festive.
To add a bit of zip to the parade, Buford took out his rainbow trout and waved it around.
There was much applause.
There was much applause.
by scodder May 14, 2010
Get the rainbow trout mug.A nignogatron is a device for accelerating persons of the Afro-American persuasion to near the speed of light and colliding them into each other.
Neal was very proud when he finished the nignogatron in his basement, but his hopes were cruelly dashed when he couldn't find any volunteers.
by scodder April 16, 2010
Get the nignogatron mug."I just love your poon," said Tyler in his inside voice.
"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.
"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.
by scodder June 11, 2010
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