Muggins

Someone who ends up broke, after marrying a gold-digger.
Ha ha ha ha! She's spent all his money in six months! What a muggins!
by Scotty April 06, 2003
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Fat Slag Jill

A pig in knickers; a very ugly woman.
Jeezus! What a pig! Talk about Fat Slag Jill!
by Scotty April 06, 2003
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golden doughnut

im gana be threading the eye through the golden doughnut tonight mate!
by scotty April 07, 2004
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niche

a place suitable for the thing occupying it
by Scotty October 09, 2003
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Eurobitch

A woman from Europe. Distinguishing characteristics: white chick who doesn't shave her pits or legs and takes a shower once a week because she mistakenly thinks fermenting body funk is sexy.
I threw up on my sheets when the Eurobitch asked me to eat her out. Her pussy smelled exactly like her ass.
by Scotty February 17, 2004
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lolly

by Scotty February 07, 2004
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piersma

the hottest/bustiest/fuckin coolest librarian in the god damn universe and we love you
dude when piersma put her hair down was it wrong of me to want to pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.
by scotty May 20, 2004
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