A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 20, 2024
I sat for 8 hours on that flight yesterday, so my poop sacks are really mushy. I guess I’m gonna have the squirts again.
by sci-isms January 08, 2024
My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.
by sci-isms May 26, 2025
When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.
My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.
by sci-isms June 11, 2023
by sci-isms June 07, 2025
An omelette with one sunny-side-up egg in the middle, allowing the runny egg to explode out the sides to dip your omelette in. Plated without folding, then folded on the serving plate and lastly applying pressure to the middle. Bomb!
by sci-isms January 01, 2023
Searching for even the smallest reasons not to do something, despite strong evidence supporting that you should.
by sci-isms May 09, 2019