Definitions by scapegirl

douchington 

a formal title which is attached to a person that is douche-like, or is similar to a douche in personality

she was all like,"hey where the heck is douchington?"
"mitchell has procrastinated until the last minute again. he is cutting it close as usual."

(where 'mitchell' is the 'douchington' as a result of being a procrastinator)

douchington by scapegirl February 17, 2025

retardo montalban 

a retarded vetsion of ricardo montalban

mitchell's favorite actor is retardo montalban

retardo montalban by scapegirl February 17, 2025

moronathon 

a marathon where the competitors are all morons

mitchell won the first prize gold medal in the olympic moronathon this year

moronathon by scapegirl February 17, 2025

insignificant other 

how a person refers to their partner when they see them as negligible and unimportant

mitchell had a low opinion of his insignificant other, he assumed the worst about her intentions, even though he was wrong to do so.

insignificant other by scapegirl February 17, 2025

rickyretardo 

i love lucy's ricky ricardo, but the retarded version of him.

mitchell loves trying to talk with an accent like rickyretardo on i love lucy

rickyretardo by scapegirl February 15, 2025

ridicutard 

something that exists that is both ridiculous and retarded at the same time.

mitchell is not able to be on time for anything
he procrastinates because he is a ridicutard

ridicutard by scapegirl February 15, 2025

boyfrenemy 

a person who is a boyfriend and an enemy simultaneously.

mitchell is and always will be a pompous douche face

he is never going to be my boyfrenemy ever again

boyfrenemy by scapegirl February 10, 2025