moronathon

a marathon where the competitors are all morons
mitchell won the first prize gold medal in the olympic moronathon this year
by scapegirl February 17, 2025
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rickyretardo

i love lucy's ricky ricardo, but the retarded version of him.
mitchell loves trying to talk with an accent like rickyretardo on i love lucy
by scapegirl February 15, 2025
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insignificant other

in a personal relationship, a person who is unimportant to one's well-being. (especially a spouse or one in a similar type of relationship)
although they were supposedly in an intimate relationship, marieanne did not seem to warrant being informed of anything mitchell was doing. mitchell wouldn't even give her the common courtesy of letting her know when he was leaving or where he was going, and when he would return much later, he wouldn't greet her, and he would avoid entering any room she was in, sometimes for many hours.

mitchell's behavior made marieanne feel like she was his insignificant other.
by scapegirl February 23, 2025
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frankensoultard

a soultard is a close retarded friend or retarded romantic partner with whom one has a unique deep connection based on mutual understanding and acceptance.

A "soultard" is often defined as a retarded person with whom one feels a deep, natural, and often immediate retarded connection, characterized by mutual retarded understanding,retarded acceptance, and a retarded feeling of belonging. This retarded connection can extend beyond retarded romantic love and include retarded friendships, retarded familial bonds, or even retarded professional partnerships. The term implies a special retarded affinity, a sense of knowing and being known by the other retarded person.

a "frankensoultard" is a soultard made from mismatched body parts from different retarded cadavers in order to stitch together a whole retarded human man. The eight-foot-tall retarded mass he creates is monstrous: his skin barely covers his muscles or bones, his lips are set black and straight, and his bright yellow eyes barely escape the shriveled skin around them. a Frankensoultard is a retarded abomination, and should be avoided at all cost.
mitchell inadvertently revealed he was a frankensoultard of another frankensoultard,anne marie.

when combined, together they cannot make half of a real , not mentally retarded, actual man.

the thing the two of them do create, when observed, causes projectile vomiting of blood and organ tissue, and bleeding of the eyes, followed by permanent blindness.
by scapegirl April 25, 2025
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douchington

a formal title which is attached to a person that is douche-like, or is similar to a douche in personality
she was all like,"hey where the heck is douchington?"
"mitchell has procrastinated until the last minute again. he is cutting it close as usual."

(where 'mitchell' is the 'douchington' as a result of being a procrastinator)
by scapegirl February 17, 2025
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retardo montalban

mitchell's favorite actor is retardo montalban
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ridicutard

something that exists that is both ridiculous and retarded at the same time.
mitchell is not able to be on time for anything
he procrastinates because he is a ridicutard
by scapegirl February 15, 2025
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